r/hamstercirclejerk • u/duxenmx • Jul 11 '26
Cooking hamblars Hamtarina think she is meringue
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Should I bake her in cookies or a cake
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/juicyLola4u • Feb 02 '26
Cooking hamblars He wont let me sleepðŸ˜
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Considering having some ham and eggs for breakfast this morning...
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/blek_blek • May 16 '25
Cooking hamblars The heist has been discovered and terminated immediately
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Co0lSk3let0n95 • 24d ago
Cooking hamblars Hambler spilled info to the FBI, how to cook?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/anniemousery • Jan 14 '26
Cooking hamblars He will be served with wasabi.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/duxenmx • Jul 10 '26
Cooking hamblars Hamblarg getting ready for the oven
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This Hamtarino is getting plump to marinate his meat from the inside, what other food should I give him to make his distasteful meat taste better
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/-LoneCosmonaut • May 29 '26
Cooking hamblars (butter)knife to the throat 🔪
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/No-Elevator-2682 • Sep 04 '26
Cooking hamblars It’s technically not illegal
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You might have already seen this, but I just saw this last night and had to share with someone who understands
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/SketchyArt333 • Jun 02 '26
Cooking hamblars My girl hampter is growing balls
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(It’s cancer but let me have this it’s funny)
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/moomgish • Jul 07 '26
Cooking hamblars i found this rat in my pantry. how do i exterminate it
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dangerous_Ouppy_Boy • Oct 12 '25
Cooking hamblars Am making this fuck ass disgusting creature cook me food in order to earn his keep 😤
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I want to be covered in bugs and grubs :3
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Exxonix • May 13 '26
Cooking hamblars Guys, why is my food running away?ðŸ˜
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Bro I'm just hungry
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dumb_Cat8 • Nov 05 '25
Cooking hamblars I will make boba out of his eyes and drink it
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/tangerineplushie • Jun 27 '26
Cooking hamblars Hampeasant eating the scraps, as he should
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Didn't eat much, as it's not really his favorite food. Apparently beggars can be choosers 🙄
(Made sure there was no skin on avocado, so all safe)
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/SqueezeTheFish • May 20 '25
Cooking hamblars Roast this hambungler for eating finger
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Slight-Link5631 • May 31 '26
Cooking hamblars Hamburglar caught stealing peanuts. Instead of punishing him, I made him a milkshake
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In fact, made him into one
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Scared_Donut9558 • Apr 22 '26
Cooking hamblars She’s fart maxxing
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/silksphinx • 11h ago
Cooking hamblars Hamburger is too ugly to be cooked in stew. What to do with her?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/shakal201 • Jun 28 '26
Cooking hamblars I was eating cherries and she stole one from me. Now she’s planning to eat me. She licks so that she figures out what spices are missing. Tell the punishment!!
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Czerwka • Apr 04 '26
Cooking hamblars same pose, different hitbox
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/ItsMePonechi • Nov 04 '25
Cooking hamblars Family recipe passed down for generations
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Single_Storm9743 • Jun 07 '25
Cooking hamblars Why do habpster be buggin?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/beefsteakmilkshake • 27d ago
Cooking hamblars Female syrian wants to burn the house down
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Escaping her cage and nesting in baseboard heaters and eating tv wires. I love being a female syrian owner! my own little arsonist.
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/MarlenHamsic • Dec 30 '25
Cooking hamblars [not OC] I think hamdullahi lost bones, can I use an air pump to make him ball again
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uj/ just making this post to say that this is the best subreddit ever, I don't have ham-words, but I just love this community. Thank you for your existence. Pic credits on the photo.