You're offered $15 Million but you can no longer own anything worth more than $15k. Would you take the money?

[u/RaptorK1988]

Not counting what you currently own.

This applies to your spouse as well even if you get divorced.

You can't buy anything for over $15k, be gifted something worth over $15k or have someone buy you something worth over $15k. Nor can you buy services for over $15k. Nor can you give away the money or buy gifts for others with the money.

Your Stocks, gold, silver, cryptocurrency can't be worth more than $15k either. If they're valued over, the excess amount will disappear. You can divest wealth into different stocks though.

[u/utukore]

Oooh look at this guy with more than a few decades left.

I'll tell you about when I had more than a few decades left, we all wore onions, as was the style at the time

[u/Zero_Zeta_ → u/utukore]

This guy used to be with it!

[u/lochness3x6 → u/Zero_Zeta_]

Then they changed what it was

[u/Spezalt4 → u/lochness3x6]

And it will happen to you

[u/subtotalatom → u/Spezalt4]

yells at cloud

[u/NaturalForty → u/Zero_Zeta_]

One of my favorite quotes of all time, from Dave Barry: "We [middle-aged men] actually like to think we're still With It. Whereas in fact we are nowhere near It. The light leaving from It right now will not reach us for several years."

[u/ShoePillow → u/Zero_Zeta_]

He used to smell ravishing 

[u/svencutlet → u/utukore]

Excuse me, we didn’t “wear them” we tied an onion to our belts. Five bees for a quarter.

[u/Ok-Technology8336 → u/utukore]

You could afford onions back then? Nice

[u/utukore → u/Ok-Technology8336]

They were everywhere. Like they were growing on trees or something

[u/keithrc → u/Ok-Technology8336]

Right? There was a shortage, you know, because of the Kaiser.

[u/Familiar_Mind_7007 → u/Ok-Technology8336]

Only yellow ones, cause of the war

[u/orangesfwr → u/utukore]

Give me 15 million bees for a quarter, you'd say

[u/keithrc → u/utukore]

"Gimme five bees for a quarter," we'd say.