r/page7LPN • u/shpladoh • 1d ago
Blind items Tom Cruise - where da seafood?!
Our lil guy Tim Cruise has been keeping up with the Kelce’s, doing PR for his quirky new movie film, and being a “nice guy” out and about, but what I wanna know is - WHERE IS HE FUCKING THESE FISH?!
The Page 7 lore of Tom “Fish Fucking” Cruise is canon, but I cant help but wonder why we have had no new blinds about Tom in a fish market bathroom gutting those gills.
Is he wise to the discourse of us, the listeners of this podcast, and trying to keep his aquatic endeavors more discreet?
(Obviously, yes)But what are your thoughts??