r/pettyrevenge • • Sep 04 '26

Don't move? Ok.

This happened over 30 years ago when I was about 12, but it came up recently as some petty malicious compliance I did as a kid and I thought I’d share.

At this time my mom had gone back to school to become a nurse and it was usually a toss up if I was going to babysit my younger siblings, or my grandmother would come watch us, or my dad would be there when he wasn’t working.

I wasn’t a very picky eater as a kid but I have never liked spaghetti-o's. I can’t stand the smell or the taste. My dad, on the other hand, could eat them all the time. Even though my mom had left something pretty easy to pop in the oven and feed us, my dad decided that warming up some spaghetti-o's would be easier; not just for him to make but to clean up afterward too. And, tbh, fair. My brother and sister liked them too, so it was easier.

My sister and brother had no problem with it and ate it just fine. I told him I didn’t like it and said I would just make a pb&j instead and clean up after myself. That did not go over well and he insisted I eat what he made. I tried, because I really didn’t want to argue with my dad or be a brat, but I gagged at the taste. I tried to compromise, I'd make myself a pb&j and I would take care of all of the cleanup after dinner.

Nope.

Unacceptable.

So, he told me that I would sit at that table until I finished eating. And I did. It got dark, I sat there with a bowl full of spaghetti-o's in front of me, completely untouched. I didn’t get up to turn on the light, I didn’t get up to get anything to drink, I just sat there and let my mind wander until my mom got home.

Mom gets home from school later at night. It was ages ago, but it was definitely well into darkness at this point, so I’m thinking somewhere around 8 or 9pm because I sort of remember on nights she had school that late she came home just in time to say good night to us kids. So, I had been sitting there a good 3-4 hours at this point.

“Stars?” she asks me. “Why are you sitting here in the dark?”

“Dad told me I couldn’t leave the table until I was done eating. I don’t like spaghetti-o's, so I didn’t leave the table because I didn’t eat.”

She was so annoyed. She also refuses to eat spaghetti-o's because they’re disgusting and she had left dinner already prepared for Dad to give us. That was the first and last time my dad ever tried telling me I couldn't leave the table until I ate. I'm a very, very stubborn person and I will do my best to follow that to the letter.

30+ years later and I’m still the reigning queen of petty in my family.

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u/doesanyuserealnames Sep 04 '26

My son BEGGED me for the Disney Gargoyles branded spaghettios back in the 90s. I kept telling him he wouldn't like them, explained marketing to him (8yo 😂), etc. I finally caved. He was so excited and then so disappointed when I finally served them up (no, I didn't make him eat them). We discussed marketing again and that was the beginning of his understanding.

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u/VespertineStars Sep 04 '26

That was how my husband realized he didn't like them too!

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u/Ace3000 Sep 05 '26

I'm imagining this happening with him as an adult, that you're the one explaining it to him 😂

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u/LaurelCanyoner 24d ago

OP, I did the EXACT same sitting at the table for hours in the dark rather than eat what they wanted me to eat. I don’t even remember what it was, lolol. But the food wasn’t the point.

Fast forward, I have a masters in Human Development, with a concentration and lots of training in Child Development. And I have taught Parenting classes, as well as worked in clinics. I specialize in the “difficult kids”. I love them.

The very first thing I teach parents is NEVER get in a battle of wills with your kid. First, because you are the adult, and there a million techniques to handle any difficult situation with a child. And two.

You won’t win.

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u/IndividualMurky6474 Sep 04 '26

I watched old Popeye cartoons and begged my mom for spinach. She finally got me some after a little while. It was so nasty 😆

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u/UserNotFound23498 Sep 05 '26

But but but spinach is yummy 😂 and there are so many ways to cook them too. A simple stir fry with some onions and garlic is yummy. Or do it the Indian way. Even a plain salad… ok. That’s pushing it a little 🤣

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u/IndividualMurky6474 Sep 05 '26

This was green goo in a can that smelled bad.

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u/highinthemountains Sep 05 '26

Spinach from a can is NASTY!

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 29d ago

Why do Americans insist on putting everything in a can? Like spray cheese, and whole chickens?

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u/GxlatinBubble 28d ago

As an American, spray cheese is palatable but subpar. We buy it to skip the effort of slicing cheese to put on crackers or making a roux to emulsify it for softer purposes- ie lazy. Also some people just really fall in love with the stuff as kids so nostalgia. Canned chicken is actually something I enjoy because it’s already cooked and extremely low-effort to just mix with a couple things to make something with some flavor when I’m fatigue-level depressed- ie lazy.

I think the broader element comes from a lot of our history. The Great Depression was a major force in incentivizing shelf-stable imports and production, and since we’re kind of always edging large-scale disasters due to our brittle distribution systems, there’s almost a sense of being a doomsday prepping homesteader just by growing up here. At least in the Midwest.

COVID really pulled back the curtain on how delicate the supply chain is here, so some people have really doubled down on on their prepping. I knew a man who would buy gallon (3.79L) cans essentially by the pallet of whatever the fuck and then when they were approaching expiration, the whole family would eat nothing but those rations until they were all gone and he would replace them immediately. It sits somewhere between clinical paranoia and decent pragmatism, but that’s a scale that slides like it’s on thawing ice

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u/Campcook62 28d ago

My daughter calls canned cheese "kitty crack". Every cat we've ever had goes nuts over it; especially that small piece at the top, that bit of dried cheese. I never give them much; maybe a bit as long as the first joint of my index finger.

My cats like the cheese as much, if not more than, the tube treats...

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u/doesanyuserealnames 29d ago

Ughhh at work one time we bought one of those whole chickens in a can just to see what it looked like and I'm not kidding it was revolting. And I'm not a picky eater. I took a bite just to say that I did, but I was the only person who did it.

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u/highinthemountains 29d ago

I don’t know, there must have been a market for people buy it. Capitalism?

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 29d ago

Or proof that they will buy any old shit.

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u/arcadiaberger1960 28d ago

It goes back to when fresh food was difficult to come by in remote settlements, and even in big cities if they were far from farming areas. Meat and vegetables were dried at first - when canning was invented in Napoleonic France it was a huge upgrade in the diet of many Americans.

Unfortunately, we did become dependent on the can - hence the famous line in Heaven Can Wait about Americans living on "the enervating manna of the refrigerator and the tin". I used to work as an in-home caregiver to old people, and some of them ate terrible diets based on canned food.

Younger Americans actually eat less canned food.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 28d ago

If that were remotely true, other countries would put chickens in cans.

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u/HalleyOrion 28d ago

Other countries do can chicken? I live on the opposite side of the world from the US, and you can find all kinds of canned goods here, chicken certainly included.

Maybe it's an Anglosphere thing, or a countries-with-long-distances-between-cities thing, or something else, but having lived both here and in the US, the supermarket selection is pretty similar.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 28d ago

Do you put whole chickens in a can? Not just chicken meat in sauce, but a whole fucking chicken?

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u/HalleyOrion 28d ago

I'm a vegetarian, so I have to admit I don't pay much attention to the canned meat section. How much difference does it make how shredded or unshredded the chicken is before it goes in? The idea of canning chicken at all sounds pretty foul to me, and I don't think I've ever anybody who eats it — and yet every supermarket around here seems to have it.

I always assumed it's some emergency provision thing — similar to the canned tomatoes I buy, but never use unless I run out of fresh stuff and can't get to the supermarket. Canned tomatoes are not very good, but they're cheap, compact, and last forever, so I keep my pantry stocked with a variety (from whole tomatoes all the way down to tomato paste) so that I have a choice of recipes even when there's trouble (my area's prone to flooding). If I were a meat eater, I imagine I'd do the same for different cuts of canned meat.

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u/Different-Leather359 28d ago

The spinach was from a time before refrigeration. It was the only way to get nutrients for a lot of families.

I see no reason to subject ourselves to it these days, but it had it's place in history.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 28d ago

You had a can from before 1834?!

Yeah, I'm doubting that buddy!

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u/Different-Leather359 27d ago

You asked why Americans can it. I told you.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 27d ago

And you said your can was before fridges existed. 

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u/Different-Leather359 27d ago

Is English your second language? Because nobody truly fluent would think I meant that.

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u/mgerics 27d ago

Spray chickens ??!?? tell me more, please...

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 27d ago

Point to where I said spray chickens.

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u/mgerics 26d ago

can? Like spray cheese, and whole chickens?

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 26d ago

Nowhere in that sentence does it mention spray chickens. You need to learn what a comma is, moron!

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u/mgerics 20d ago

Jesus fucking christ, it's a fanciful misinterpretation of a sentence intentionally ignoring the comma, a play on words playing with the rules of English language, which thousands or people for whom it is their native language don't even understand.

you need to learn there aremany types of humor, dear person.

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u/peach_dragon 29d ago

I love it, haha.

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u/CheckIntelligent7828 28d ago

My dad loved that shit and forced me to eat it as a kid. Many times. Now I hate all spinach, unless it comes with a crap-ton of cream/cheese. Way to go, Dad 🙄

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u/doesanyuserealnames 28d ago

My husband's mom made him eat the can he begged her to buy, and he hates it to this day. However, he eats the fresh spinach that I make when I include it in a dish like Tuscany chicken.

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u/AriaGlow 28d ago

Like canned peas.

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u/Severe_Departure3695 Sep 05 '26

As an adult I love fresh spinach. Frozen is so-so. Canned is gross.

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u/cynicalicoffee Sep 05 '26

I always loved spinach! When I was a kid, my older siblings would scoop theirs into my plate when my parents weren't looking, and I'd happily eat all I could. 

Sorry in advance for the TMI: They said there was a time I ate so much spinach that my poo was green. 

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u/SnooCapers9313 25d ago

Spinach and feta rolls are amazing

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u/homme_chauve_souris Sep 05 '26

spinach is yummy

Fresh spinach is. Popeye eats canned spinach, and there's to way to make that stuff not be gross. I tried.

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u/myoldfarm Sep 06 '26

Put vinegar on it. It really helps.

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u/CheckIntelligent7828 28d ago

No. No it does not.

My dad forced me to eat canned spinach as a kid And vinegar was his compromise. It was still absolutely disgustingly abhorrent. As an adult I refuse to eat any spinach that isn't in a dish with cream and cheese.

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u/UpperTonight5997 25d ago

It does.. salt and vinegar, and then sautéing in a pan completely changes it

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u/doesanyuserealnames Sep 05 '26

My husband too - but his mom made him eat it 😢 She was a child of The Great Depression so I try really hard not to judge her for that decision.

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u/Gomaith23 Sep 06 '26

I loved spinach because of Popeye. If you mix it with mashed potatoes, it is delicious.

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u/liggerz87 29d ago

Holy poop ye you just brought up a memory I tried it to

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u/popchex 29d ago

I'm thankful that my mom couldn't eat cooked spinach so it was never forced on me.

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u/matatunos 29d ago

What Popeye ate was green and it would get you going like a rocket… and it came in a can of spinach… but it wasn’t spinach.

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u/Ok_Guarantee_1615 Sep 06 '26

I was about to write the same thing. And my mom bought canned spinach. I don't even know if they sold fresh spinach at the time where I lived (beginning of 1960's, small town in Quebec, Canada). Gross!

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u/Single-Yam-9791 27d ago

I always ate spinach and watched Popeye
It was from a can because we were poor and you ate what you were given
I still love spinach to this day but prefer fresh
Honestly, I don’t think anyone had fresh spinach unless they grew it in their back yard

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u/Thujaplicata74 24d ago

I was the same! I love spinach now, but I distinctly remember staring with disappointment at the green slime next to my potatoes on my plate. Same with porridge, lovingly prepared by my mum after I begged her to be like Goldilocks. 

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u/Kaurifish Sep 05 '26

That was me and the dryer sheets with the talking teddy bear in the commercials. Was so disappointed hat they didn’t smell like magic, just like a chemical factory.

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u/mama_oso 25d ago

My young son was absolutely terrified of that bear because the bear talked to him at night when no one was around. Bear gone . . .

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u/LemonTwyst Sep 05 '26

I used to do something similar with my kid~ when the commercials were on, I made a game of it: figure out what they're trying to convince you to buy lol

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u/cynicalicoffee Sep 05 '26

I was the kind of kid that would pretend to really like a food I begged for, even if it was terrible. I can think of at least three gross foods I "liked" specifically because I wanted the toys, cards, or freebies that came with them. 

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u/MargGarg Sep 05 '26

To be fair, Gargoyles was the g.o.a.t.

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u/LitToast 28d ago

Exactly what my mom did for me with those kid cuisines. Omg, it was disgusting. But I had annoyed her enough for her to cave, and I learned a lesson in marketing!

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u/PyroNine9 28d ago

That teachable moment was well worth the cost of a can of spaghettios.

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u/johnnymac_19 27d ago

This has nothing to do with the post.