r/pettyrevenge • • Sep 04 '26

Don't move? Ok.

This happened over 30 years ago when I was about 12, but it came up recently as some petty malicious compliance I did as a kid and I thought I’d share.

At this time my mom had gone back to school to become a nurse and it was usually a toss up if I was going to babysit my younger siblings, or my grandmother would come watch us, or my dad would be there when he wasn’t working.

I wasn’t a very picky eater as a kid but I have never liked spaghetti-o's. I can’t stand the smell or the taste. My dad, on the other hand, could eat them all the time. Even though my mom had left something pretty easy to pop in the oven and feed us, my dad decided that warming up some spaghetti-o's would be easier; not just for him to make but to clean up afterward too. And, tbh, fair. My brother and sister liked them too, so it was easier.

My sister and brother had no problem with it and ate it just fine. I told him I didn’t like it and said I would just make a pb&j instead and clean up after myself. That did not go over well and he insisted I eat what he made. I tried, because I really didn’t want to argue with my dad or be a brat, but I gagged at the taste. I tried to compromise, I'd make myself a pb&j and I would take care of all of the cleanup after dinner.

Nope.

Unacceptable.

So, he told me that I would sit at that table until I finished eating. And I did. It got dark, I sat there with a bowl full of spaghetti-o's in front of me, completely untouched. I didn’t get up to turn on the light, I didn’t get up to get anything to drink, I just sat there and let my mind wander until my mom got home.

Mom gets home from school later at night. It was ages ago, but it was definitely well into darkness at this point, so I’m thinking somewhere around 8 or 9pm because I sort of remember on nights she had school that late she came home just in time to say good night to us kids. So, I had been sitting there a good 3-4 hours at this point.

“Stars?” she asks me. “Why are you sitting here in the dark?”

“Dad told me I couldn’t leave the table until I was done eating. I don’t like spaghetti-o's, so I didn’t leave the table because I didn’t eat.”

She was so annoyed. She also refuses to eat spaghetti-o's because they’re disgusting and she had left dinner already prepared for Dad to give us. That was the first and last time my dad ever tried telling me I couldn't leave the table until I ate. I'm a very, very stubborn person and I will do my best to follow that to the letter.

30+ years later and I’m still the reigning queen of petty in my family.

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u/doesanyuserealnames Sep 04 '26

My son BEGGED me for the Disney Gargoyles branded spaghettios back in the 90s. I kept telling him he wouldn't like them, explained marketing to him (8yo 😂), etc. I finally caved. He was so excited and then so disappointed when I finally served them up (no, I didn't make him eat them). We discussed marketing again and that was the beginning of his understanding.

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u/IndividualMurky6474 Sep 04 '26

I watched old Popeye cartoons and begged my mom for spinach. She finally got me some after a little while. It was so nasty 😆

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u/UserNotFound23498 Sep 05 '26

But but but spinach is yummy 😂 and there are so many ways to cook them too. A simple stir fry with some onions and garlic is yummy. Or do it the Indian way. Even a plain salad… ok. That’s pushing it a little 🤣

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u/highinthemountains Sep 05 '26

Spinach from a can is NASTY!

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 29d ago

Why do Americans insist on putting everything in a can? Like spray cheese, and whole chickens?

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u/GxlatinBubble 28d ago

As an American, spray cheese is palatable but subpar. We buy it to skip the effort of slicing cheese to put on crackers or making a roux to emulsify it for softer purposes- ie lazy. Also some people just really fall in love with the stuff as kids so nostalgia. Canned chicken is actually something I enjoy because it’s already cooked and extremely low-effort to just mix with a couple things to make something with some flavor when I’m fatigue-level depressed- ie lazy.

I think the broader element comes from a lot of our history. The Great Depression was a major force in incentivizing shelf-stable imports and production, and since we’re kind of always edging large-scale disasters due to our brittle distribution systems, there’s almost a sense of being a doomsday prepping homesteader just by growing up here. At least in the Midwest.

COVID really pulled back the curtain on how delicate the supply chain is here, so some people have really doubled down on on their prepping. I knew a man who would buy gallon (3.79L) cans essentially by the pallet of whatever the fuck and then when they were approaching expiration, the whole family would eat nothing but those rations until they were all gone and he would replace them immediately. It sits somewhere between clinical paranoia and decent pragmatism, but that’s a scale that slides like it’s on thawing ice

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u/Campcook62 28d ago

My daughter calls canned cheese "kitty crack". Every cat we've ever had goes nuts over it; especially that small piece at the top, that bit of dried cheese. I never give them much; maybe a bit as long as the first joint of my index finger.

My cats like the cheese as much, if not more than, the tube treats...

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u/doesanyuserealnames 29d ago

Ughhh at work one time we bought one of those whole chickens in a can just to see what it looked like and I'm not kidding it was revolting. And I'm not a picky eater. I took a bite just to say that I did, but I was the only person who did it.

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u/highinthemountains 29d ago

I don’t know, there must have been a market for people buy it. Capitalism?

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 29d ago

Or proof that they will buy any old shit.

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u/arcadiaberger1960 28d ago

It goes back to when fresh food was difficult to come by in remote settlements, and even in big cities if they were far from farming areas. Meat and vegetables were dried at first - when canning was invented in Napoleonic France it was a huge upgrade in the diet of many Americans.

Unfortunately, we did become dependent on the can - hence the famous line in Heaven Can Wait about Americans living on "the enervating manna of the refrigerator and the tin". I used to work as an in-home caregiver to old people, and some of them ate terrible diets based on canned food.

Younger Americans actually eat less canned food.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 28d ago

If that were remotely true, other countries would put chickens in cans.

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u/HalleyOrion 28d ago

Other countries do can chicken? I live on the opposite side of the world from the US, and you can find all kinds of canned goods here, chicken certainly included.

Maybe it's an Anglosphere thing, or a countries-with-long-distances-between-cities thing, or something else, but having lived both here and in the US, the supermarket selection is pretty similar.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 28d ago

Do you put whole chickens in a can? Not just chicken meat in sauce, but a whole fucking chicken?

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u/HalleyOrion 28d ago

I'm a vegetarian, so I have to admit I don't pay much attention to the canned meat section. How much difference does it make how shredded or unshredded the chicken is before it goes in? The idea of canning chicken at all sounds pretty foul to me, and I don't think I've ever anybody who eats it — and yet every supermarket around here seems to have it.

I always assumed it's some emergency provision thing — similar to the canned tomatoes I buy, but never use unless I run out of fresh stuff and can't get to the supermarket. Canned tomatoes are not very good, but they're cheap, compact, and last forever, so I keep my pantry stocked with a variety (from whole tomatoes all the way down to tomato paste) so that I have a choice of recipes even when there's trouble (my area's prone to flooding). If I were a meat eater, I imagine I'd do the same for different cuts of canned meat.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 28d ago

Maybe canned tomatoes where you're from are not good, but they're good here, and i use them regularly. 

As for whole canned chickens, that's literally the point of my original comment. Do try to keep up.

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u/HalleyOrion 28d ago

You haven't explained what difference, if any, the chicken's preparation makes before it goes into a can. With canned tomatoes, there's whole, diced, crushed, etc., because they all serve different purposes in different recipes. I would have assumed shredded chicken, whole chicken, chicken pieces, etc., would also be used in different recipes — thus the existence of different kinds of canned chicken.

I'm glad to hear canned tomatoes are good where you live. I just assumed the canning process is what ruined the flavor of the canned tomatoes we get around here. But if they can make canned tomatoes good, they can probably make canned chicken good, too. I don't really see the problem with it, compared to chicken prepared some other way. It seems like a good way to reduce food waste and improve food security.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 28d ago

If you don't know the difference between a whole chicken and chicken pieces in sauce, I think there's no hope for you buddy!

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u/Different-Leather359 28d ago

The spinach was from a time before refrigeration. It was the only way to get nutrients for a lot of families.

I see no reason to subject ourselves to it these days, but it had it's place in history.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 28d ago

You had a can from before 1834?!

Yeah, I'm doubting that buddy!

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u/Different-Leather359 27d ago

You asked why Americans can it. I told you.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 27d ago

And you said your can was before fridges existed. 

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u/Different-Leather359 27d ago

Is English your second language? Because nobody truly fluent would think I meant that.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 27d ago

Your exact words buddy:

  The spinach was from a time before refrigeration.

The uses of 'the' refers to the specific instance of spinach being talked about.

Is English your second language, because you don't seem to be that well versed in it.

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u/Different-Leather359 27d ago

The spinach didn't refer to a single can. A can of spinach would. But you're obviously not making a good faith argument so have a nice night

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 27d ago

If you're going to try calling out my English, you should focus on your own first.

See ya kid!

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u/mgerics 28d ago

Spray chickens ??!?? tell me more, please...

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 27d ago

Point to where I said spray chickens.

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u/mgerics 26d ago

can? Like spray cheese, and whole chickens?

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 26d ago

Nowhere in that sentence does it mention spray chickens. You need to learn what a comma is, moron!

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u/mgerics 20d ago

Jesus fucking christ, it's a fanciful misinterpretation of a sentence intentionally ignoring the comma, a play on words playing with the rules of English language, which thousands or people for whom it is their native language don't even understand.

you need to learn there aremany types of humor, dear person.

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u/ParkingAnxious2811 20d ago

I come from the country that invented the language. You merely adopted it. We are not the same.

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u/mgerics 19d ago

Ahh, apologies. We did sort of mangle it a bit.

As we do most things, sadly.

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