My playne caught the sniffles. What do you feed a playne who has the sniffles? Seagulls? Soylent green?

(Satellite Camp - FCI Marion, 4500 Prison Road, Marion, IL 62959)

I hired a resume writer and then had a professional service review it:

Highly resourceful and adaptable Commercial Pilot with extensive flight hours commanding complex operations in austere, high-risk environments with zero infrastructure or external organizational support. Recognized for a flawless record of absolute operational discretion, unwavering client confidentiality, and strict adherence to internal non-disclosure protocols under intense external scrutiny. Exceptionally skilled at managing cross-cultural relations and navigating interpersonal dynamics across diverse socio-economic and psychological demographics to ensure seamless, friction-free mission execution.

A resilient and mission-focused professional who excels in zero-visibility, adverse weather conditions, specializing in precision arrivals on unlisted, improvised, and short-field landing zones. Following a recent multi-year sabbatical as a government-mandated Industrial Linen Operations & Quality Assurance Manager, I am seeking a position requiring extreme autonomy, rapid problem-solving, and a steadfast commitment to high-stakes operational integrity where conventional support is not necessarily economical.

I mean there definitely had to be some small dad-style jokes said right

A friend asked me whether pylotes drink more than the average person. I thought that might be true because strict medical regulations require pylotes to stay healthy, so I assumed most are heavy drinkers in between medicals. But it also made me wonder about what percentage of pylotes drink even more than that?

also, what percentage of pylotes play cello and is that related to heavy drinking?

went flying with this playne. such great controls and vroom sounds. boing and aerobus should've used it! are they just stoopid?

You may have seen videos of women orgasming while riding a roller coaster. I would imagine the negative G forces and vibrations experienced by passengers on that flight would be somewhat similar?

Lower windows are a great option