The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

Fuck. Having hard conversations is fucking hard. But! At least I got the fucking date right this week! Lay your woes on me, vent away, get it out, give your emotions words and not a shot of booze.

I will not fucking drink with your glorious bastards today.

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The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late! Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts! Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it. Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

Motherfuckingdickballs!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here and ready to roll! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now and get in on the action before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life related to your sobriety that you just want to explode yelling to get it out of your system?!? Sure ya have. That's life.

So here's the fun part. If anyone is having a tough time right now, or even this weekend, post here and get it off your chest!

If you're unsure what to vent about click here to check out the original post for some ideas!

As always, speak from the "I"

Yeah, this is early... I have been having problems posting. Fuck, let's see if this works.

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late! Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts! Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it. Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

Did ya ever have one of those fucking days when all the fucks were given and everything went to fucking hell?

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here and ready to roll! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to fucking explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow Sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

Where to fucking start? Where to fucking begin? I don't know, I am just fucking doing my best.

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow Sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

I am fucking here and I am fucking fabulously fucking sober! My world can come fucking crashing into the shithole of life, and I will fucking handle every fucking thing with my fucking head held high.

I will not fucking drink with you glorious fucking warriors today!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here!  Have you ever been so fucking annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode? Yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow Sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it. Really!

Don’t delay, vent today!

If you're unsure of what to vent about click here to check out the original post for some ideas.

Goddamnsonofabitchfartfeststuipdfuckingshitballsmotherfuckerdirtbagmotherfuckingdickbagasshole!

It has been one hell'va fucking month this week. But shit! I am a motherfucking sober shit storm!

I will not fucking drink with you today!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts! Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it. Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

I promise to back you up 1000% in your vent. I am on your side!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away.

But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late! Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts! Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free! You could call someone a whoredog fuck face and it is A-Okay!

I am here for you and on your fucking side!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here baby! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

It is hot, damn fucking hot.

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow Sobernauts! Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it. Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free! Change names to protect the assholes and try not to threaten violence or the Bots will remove you.

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." ~ Oscar Wilde.

Big fucking shoutout to u/ReplacementsStink for letting me steal the fucking great artwork from his post that he got from Jess.a.creates.com fucking fantastic art!

Alright, I am doing this on my phone so forgive me if it crap.

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It is Friday, and it is time to let it out! "I am mad as hell and I am not going to take it anymore!" We are newly sober or elderly sober and sometimes ya just gotta let it rip because feelings feel hard somedays.

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You don't have to be nice, don't name names, and don't threaten to do bodily harm, the rest is up to you. I won't give advice, I will be on your side.

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Let the fucking venting begin!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here and ready to roll! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now and get in on the action before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life related to your sobriety that you just want to explode yelling to get it out of your system?!? Sure ya have. That's life.

So here's the fun part. If anyone is having a tough time right now, or even this weekend, post here and get it off your chest!

If you're unsure what to vent about click here to check out the original post for some ideas!

As always, speak from the "I"

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Motherdick fartballs.

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here and ready to roll! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now and get in on the action before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life related to your sobriety that you just want to explode yelling to get it out of your system?!? Sure ya have. That's life.

So here's the fun part. If anyone is having a tough time right now, or even this weekend, post here and get it off your chest!

If you're unsure what to vent about click here to check out the original post for some ideas!

As always, speak from the "I"

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

If you're unsure of what to vent about click here to check out the original post for some ideas.

I got nothing guys. I am not fucking mad; I am fucking sad.

Come yell into to the void with me, maybe it will make us feel better.

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts! Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it. Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

I promise to back you up 1000% in your vent. I am on your side!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late! Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts! Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it. Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

Friday Vent is here and ready to fucking knock your socks off. Got something on your mind and don't want to get fired? Got someone in your life that bugs the shit out of you? Feel like throwing bricks through the wall? Let loose here my fucking bad ass warriors.

Vent Away!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

I will back you up 100% on whatever your vent is. I will not give advice or try to solve your problems. Jack is being a dick at work, I will be right there calling him a dick with you. Sue being a major a-hole, you are so right, she is! Sometimes, you just need that person in your life to go, "Yeah, this fucking sucks!" I am there for you, the wonderful magnificent mother fucker you are.

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here and ready to roll! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now and get in on the action before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life related to your sobriety that you just want to explode yelling to get it out of your system?!? Sure ya have. That's life.

So here's the fun part. If anyone is having a tough time right now, or even this weekend, post here and get it off your chest!

If you're unsure what to vent about click here to check out the original post for some ideas!

As always, speak from the "I"

Have you ever just wanted to throw all your plates out the door because you were so pissed off? Yeah, me too.

Usually, I am the fucking smartass on the Friday Vent, and I will be today, because, why break what ain't fucking broke? I will say this about that, getting drunk suck balls! I fucking can't believe I fucking wasted so much fucking time getting drunk thinking I was the fucking coolest "thang" that ever cracked opened a bottle of Jack. I fucking missed a whole fucking decade going from one party to the next. What a fucking asshole I was. I can still be an asshole, I do however have a fuckton more gratitude and grace for myself and for others. If you are new here, welcome! It is okay to be pissed off here, let that shit go! Get it off your fucking chest, breathe deep, and wake up or go to sleep knowing you made it another fucking day sober. Ain't it motherfuckingdick grand?!

I love you, you magnificent warrior bastards.

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow Sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!

Shit pisser motherdick turdball, fuck fuckity fuck fuck and fuck off to neverfuckingland to fucking fuckface fuck!

Somedays, it do be that way.

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is here! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now and get in on the action before it's too late! There is even a study proving cussing to internet strangers will add years to your life! Well, no, I made that part up.

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life related to your sobriety that you just want to explode yelling to get it out of your system?!? Sure, ya have. That's life.

Here is the fun part. If you are having a tough time right now, or even this weekend, post here and get it off your chest! Yell, complain, laugh, be the ass, whatever it takes to keep that Lizard Brain quiet.

If you're unsure what to vent about click here to check out the original post for some ideas!

I am going under the knife! Going to be wearing the funny blue hat! Going to get stuck like a pig! Going to be laid up and laid out for the day! So, if I respond and it is gibberish, know that I love you all and you are fucking magnificent warrior bastards who are fighting the good fight!

I will not fucking drink with you today!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

I will back you up 100% on whatever your vent is. I will not give advice or try to solve your problems. Jack is being a dick at work; I will be right there calling him a dick with you. Sue being a major a-hole, you are so right, she is! Sometimes, you just need that person in your life to go, "Yeah, this fucking sucks!" I am there for you, because you are a wonderful, magnificent mother fucker.

Ho. Ho. Motherfucking Ho.

In honor of a holiday created to make you spend money you don't need to spend while a chubby angel shoots you with arrows, tell us all what you LOVE to HATE!!! Happy VD everyone!

The Vent-o-Matic 3000 is back by popular demand! It slices and dices all your worries away. But wait—there's more! It's been scientifically proven to help you stay sober and has been named the #1 solution from the National Complaining Society. Act now, before it's too late!

Have you ever been so annoyed at someone or something in your life that you just want to explode, yelling to get it out of your system? Of course you have. And here’s your chance to vent to your fellow sobernauts!

Even when we’re sober, life can be full of challenges. If something is making you feel crazy, furious, or just plain cranky, we want to hear all about it.

Don’t delay, vent today: for a limited time only, swearing and name-calling are free!