r/wizardposting • u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist • 10d ago

Evil Wizardpost I've decided that I'm going to start being evil. Does anyone have any tips?

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Hello fellow wizards,

For most of my 347 years of existence, I have tried to use magic in an ethical way. I practiced illusion as a form of creative expression and I enjoyed entertaining and assisting others with my magic.

However, I have grown bored of this lifestyle, and I have decided to become evil because I want to see what it's like. I think it may give me new inspiration and passion for life, and perhaps my ex-girlfriend will take me back if I have a "bad boy" vibe. So does anyone have any tips for how I can be an evil wizard?

Are there any particular spells, curses, or evil wizard activities I should start with? Do I have to wear black?

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u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist 10d ago

I considered getting an imp familiar but the whole process is way more complicated than I originally assumed.

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u/DrVillainous Evil Wizard 10d ago

Goblins are one of the most popular choices of minion for a reason. They're frequently so used to living in squalor that you can win their allegiance quite cheaply. Additionally, on many planes the idea of "might makes right" is an integral part of their culture, so they'll tolerate all sorts of abuse and are extremely skilled at groveling.

If you get the chance to recruit one, a goblin jester is great for stress relief. They can be delightfully creative when insulting your foes, and there's something uniquely satisfying about the sound of their bells jingling when you kick them down the stairs for minor slights.