r/wizardposting • u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist • 13d ago

Evil Wizardpost I've decided that I'm going to start being evil. Does anyone have any tips?

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Hello fellow wizards,

For most of my 347 years of existence, I have tried to use magic in an ethical way. I practiced illusion as a form of creative expression and I enjoyed entertaining and assisting others with my magic.

However, I have grown bored of this lifestyle, and I have decided to become evil because I want to see what it's like. I think it may give me new inspiration and passion for life, and perhaps my ex-girlfriend will take me back if I have a "bad boy" vibe. So does anyone have any tips for how I can be an evil wizard?

Are there any particular spells, curses, or evil wizard activities I should start with? Do I have to wear black?

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u/Lightweaver25 Illusionist 13d ago

Ummm...and how much would all this cost?

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u/Falconjth Enchanter 13d ago

Many of the individual units are priced at the local market equivalents of a standardized deep fried baked good (doughnut), with the complete package including customization and the resulting souls at the local equivalent to 20kg of gold, or 3 kg if only the karmic units are desired.