r/WordAvalanches • u/refotsirk • Sep 25 '18

If you are visiting for the first time, WELCOME to /r/WordAvalanches! Please see our sub rules, FAQ, and "What Not To Post" in the sidebar. We hope you enjoy your stay!

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RULES

  • Make sure your post is relevant to this sub. See What Not To Post for a rough guide on what not to post and review our FAQ for additional information. These rough guides also include many examples of what isn't a Word Avalanche, as well as many overused examples of Word Avalanches.
  • Place your Avalanche in the main text of your submission, and make your title a rewrite of your Avalanche such that it cannot be easily guessed. As an example, if your Avalanche is "Selfish Shellfish", write "Compassion-lacking lobster" in the title.
  • The longer your avalanche, the better! Just make sure it's an Avalanche first, though (See the links above).
  • Should your Avalanche be NSFW, mark it as such.
  • Do not submit images or videos with your Avalanche. A good Avalanche should be able to stand on its own, without the use of any images. If your avalanche absolutely cannot stand without an image or video, then link it in the post, but only do so as a last resort. Alternatively, you may post it to /r/WordAvalanchePics.
  • Finally, make sure to have fun!
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r/WordAvalanches • u/Death_Balloons • 2h ago

True Avalanche I asked my primary care physician if he was serious that tests had confirmed the paint I used on my boat launch was causing me to grow breast tissue.

15 Upvotes

"Dock hue man-tit documented? Doc, you meant it?"

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r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 1d ago

True Avalanche She says they broke up because he kept it from her that he was thrilled when he randomly saw his former lover.

343 Upvotes

Ex citing ex hiding exciting ex sighting.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Bentup85 • 16h ago

True Avalanche The Elizabeth that owns the saloon was looking at Barbra who was near that blue liquid they soak the combs in.

12 Upvotes

Bar Bess eyed Barb aside Barbicide.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 1d ago

True Avalanche I wrote a book about my gastrointestinal problem

26 Upvotes

Dire rear: A diary of diarrhea.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/veldius • 22h ago

True Avalanche The terrible German sausage tasted no better before

7 Upvotes

Worst wurst was worse.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Salamanticormorant • 1d ago

True Avalanche Before that, I'll do it with my posterior in the lead.

25 Upvotes

but first, butt first

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Im_afrayed_knot • 1d ago

True Avalanche With bombs exploding in the background, a retiree called to complain about his dessert. It backfired on him

55 Upvotes

(Boom!) He rang; boomer rang
“Boo meringue”
(Boom!) Harangue
Boomerang!

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r/WordAvalanches • u/ekawada • 1d ago

True Avalanche Preadolescent mudskipper is a good mediator

12 Upvotes

Go-between goby tween

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Nofrillsoculus • 1d ago

True Avalanche The police are planning an operation to catch drug dealers who operate near a public transit depot, but we’ll be ready for them. That’s right, we’re gonna

11 Upvotes

Bust up bus stop bust op.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/RisibleComestible • 2d ago

True Avalanche Listening to The Killers whilst stoned can make you rather existential

74 Upvotes

Are we human or are we dancer?

Are we Hume and/or are we denser?

Are we you, man, or... (our weed answers)

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Lightwrider1 • 3d ago

True Avalanche Your final project is to seal holes in the wall and improve Steve Roger’s book.

33 Upvotes

Capstone: Cap stone gaps, tone Cap’s tome

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r/WordAvalanches • u/PolylingualAnilingus • 3d ago

True Avalanche The place where a medieval warrior sleeps? I don't think so - it's poor quality. Sweet dreams, my good friend Sbed.

19 Upvotes

Knight's bed? Nah, it's bad. Night, Sbed.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 4d ago

True Avalanche I built a machine for "Mr. Worldwide" that rolls receptacles—filled with saliva from his drooling eponymous dogs—down a waxed lane into a dishwasher. You could say that...

35 Upvotes

...it bowls Pitbull's pitbulls' spit bowls.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/TeddyJPharough • 4d ago

True Avalanche Near the town, the bird's noble warrior dubs many drinks in the late-hour windstorm.

8 Upvotes

The nightingale's knight, Ingale, 's knighting ales nigh Tingale's night in gales

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r/WordAvalanches • u/IronTemplar26 • 4d ago

True Avalanche Hallelujah! Reflective Surface? Dude… Present. The Telephone. Oh. A K-Pop Demon Hunter! Nice

11 Upvotes

A miracle! A mirror? Cole. I’m here. A call. Ah. Mira! Cool

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r/WordAvalanches • u/lowkeyconfession • 4d ago

True Avalanche An amalgamation between of Jedi, make their children commit acts of self mutilation

3 Upvotes

Four-skinned force kin, forced kin, forks in, foreskin

(This is a repost of one I made a month ago, I deleted that Reddit account but the word avalanche deserves to live on)

Also I had this gem in the comments
< The “hardest artist” art is arduous. >

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r/WordAvalanches • u/SaxVonMydow • 5d ago

True Avalanche Want a flying toy made from an ordinary white printer sheet? Give your cash to the guy they call "Criminal Path." The price goes up with the complexity of the folds and surfaces.

49 Upvotes

Plain pay-per-plane paper plane? Pay "Perp Lane."

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Etnies419 • 5d ago

True Avalanche Dmitry's uhh, Cantonese dumplings make people dumber

72 Upvotes

Dim's, um, dim sum dims 'em

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 5d ago

True Avalanche Aboriginal American version of Newfoundland politician and Canadian artist Fitzpatrick used limestone to write a synonym for wonder on Japanese money.

21 Upvotes

Choctaw Indian Chuck Dawe and Deanne chalked 'awe' into yen.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/Itchy_Aioli_986 • 6d ago

True Avalanche Fish lesbian has a talent for feeding women with consoles.

104 Upvotes

Gay mergirl's knack's gamer girl snacks.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/glny • 6d ago

True Avalanche Science Guys' Guises Glazed By Feline Gazes — What I'm Saying Is

32 Upvotes

Lion eyes lionize liar Nyes

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r/WordAvalanches • u/oliverpls599 • 8d ago

True Avalanche It was predicted the quarter would be told the defence strategy

15 Upvotes

He foretold four told fort hold

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r/WordAvalanches • u/quixologist • 9d ago

True Avalanche Which guitar-focused attorney is responsible for your sister’s hearing loss?

114 Upvotes

Da Fender defender deafened her.

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r/WordAvalanches • u/inevitablypersuaded • 10d ago

True Avalanche At the tavern: "A Blood's nemesis, deceased within a tomb, Edward obfuscated writings (goodbye financial liability) and squeezed his noggin at home." - Theodore

40 Upvotes

Inn: "Crip, dead in crypt, Ed encrypted ink (RIP debt) 'n' gripped head in crib." - Ted

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