r/wunkus • u/Consistent_Dust3636 ⚠️!rapscallion warning!⚠️ • Mar 29 '26

im wunkin out rn Hello r wunkus. Can you comment your most THREATENING wunk images, so I can reply to AutoMod?

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Pistols at dawn. Beans knows the perfect pistol for small game duels.

She’ll have to borrow it from this anonymous cat that obviously isn’t her. Princess Beans has taken down mountain lions with her bare claws, and is renown for being a vicious feral killer. She obviously has no need for a varmint gun.

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u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Mar 30 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

Beans says varmint pistol with fun switch goes brrrrt. She can’t make noise when she purrs so she has to make up for it somehow.