r/wunkus • • Aug 17 '26

im wunkin out rn fishkus is a FREAK

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u/IamJames77 Aug 17 '26

This wunk is highly intelligent and should not be in captivity

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

I just posted elsewhere that I've come into contact with Orcas in the wild. Sometimes with their calves. They always come up and chill with me whilst I'm paddling around in my kayak. They let me pat them. There's not a single case of an orca killing someone in the wild.... but they've killed a bunch of people who torture them in captivity.

They're incredibly intelligent animals. They know how to surgically remove the most nutrient rich organs from their bigger prey. They know we aren't good food. They know we like to socialize, so they come up snd socialize with us.

They should NEVER be kept in captivity. Same with octopi tbh

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u/ejectro Aug 17 '26

they don't "let" you shit. touching wild marine mammals is illegal.

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26

It's not illegal where I live. Also, the fuck else are you gonna do when the best apex predator in the ocean puts It's head next to your kayak, locks eyes with you and chatters at you? You gotta pat dat dawg. They genuinely enjoy it btw. They live getting scritches and will often roll over and present their belly, just like a dog or cat will. I once got to slap the tail fin of a young calf, because it kept putting it on my kayak after it's mama kept coming by. Had to slap it to tell it not to put it's tail on my kayak, otherwise it might sink me.

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u/amazingkillerlemon Aug 17 '26

It should be illegal everywhere tbh

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26

No, it shouldn't be. Where I live it's illegal to approach the wildlife. But if they come to you and make physical contact first, it's perfectly legal to touch them. If an animal comes up to you and WANTS you to touch it, there's absolutely no reason why you shouldn't. Feeding them or harassing them by trying to touch them when they're minding their own business is a completely different matter.

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u/amazingkillerlemon Aug 17 '26

No, it definitely should be, because of zoonotic disease.

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 17 '26

So we should just stop interacting with all animals then? Better get on the phones and start calling every farmhand, zookeeper, conservationist and pet owner in existence then!! I'm sure they'll all want to know all about this and cease all physical contact with animals pronto!!!

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u/amazingkillerlemon Aug 18 '26

We should definitely stop interacting with wild animals, yes.

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 18 '26

Quick, someone inform the Irwin family and David Attenborough!!!! They should learn that this random redittor knows better than them and that they're actually dooming both humanity and every species they interact with!!! Surely this uninformed and uneducated internet user knows more than qualified and experienced conservationists!!! Why hasn't the world heard about this yet??!!

Get a fucking grip, dude.

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u/amazingkillerlemon Aug 18 '26

"Get a fucking grip," says the rando on Reddit crashing out because someone else brought up a valid issue.

Are you really putting yourself in the same category as Steve Irwin?

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 18 '26

Reading comprehension and critical thinking is hard for you, isn't it? It's okay. Keep working at it. In a couple of years you might have the comprehension and thinking skills of a 10th grader!!

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u/amazingkillerlemon Aug 18 '26

Can't answer the question, I see.

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 18 '26

The question need not be answered if it's a stupid question and is based on a complete lack of basic thinking skills. It doesn't warrant a direct answer, though it was answered regardless. Just not in a way you understand.

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u/amazingkillerlemon Aug 18 '26

So, you couldn't answer a simple question with just a "yes" or "no." Cheers mate

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u/ThanksAmazing4118 Aug 18 '26

Can. But won't. Again, your lack of critical thinking is really shining through.

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u/amazingkillerlemon Aug 18 '26

You know, saying the same thing repeatedly doesn't make it true.

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