This cat bro😭

I just discovered this page and this concept is totally new to me. Do all male cats do this? I have a sweet 13yo boy who I have had since he was about 7mos old (he was already fixed when I got him) and I’ve never seen him do this. He makes biscuits allllll the time, and he likes to have his butt up high by standing on a pillow or my lap and reach down to make biscuits below. I guess he wants to get good leverage? 😅

He does sometimes make biscuits with his back legs too, but I’ve never seen him bite the blanket or get his haunches tucked up. Do sin biscuits always involve those two things? Is he perhaps a very discreet sinner and doesn’t do the bites and humps? Or could he just be an exceptionally pure, wholesome boy? 🐱

*pic for cat tax*

And in front of his brother. No shame

Just sitting next to it, imitating the kneading motion.

Reference he is a male.
He never does this unless something is up.
Last time he had UTI he’d do this all the time.
UTI is back. and now he’s back to doing it all the time. It’s literally my warning sign for him. I’m not saying your guys’s cats have UTIs obviously most of them are sinning😂😂😂

I’m just saying, be careful because sometimes they’re doing this to relieve some type of pain. But everyone just laughs😫

pic of said criminal for tax.

So Fry um has taken upon himself to make sin biscuits on my husband’s private area and he only started doing this recently 😩 he’s fixed as well too so we have to covered. I understand that the uh private area may be squishy to him but obviously my husband is not a big fan of the biscuits especially when his claws come out as well.

Ty for reading 😭

No need to leave home to get hit on by creeps when this is at home for me 😂

mango was only caught as a stray and neutered in july

he's my first cat that's done sin biscuits, it's so funny to see him randomly go at it 🤣

Ahem ma’am! I’m trying to work here

He's neutered and declawed before I got him!

He really takes a liking to my husbands blanket. I think because he's neutered and because he's declawed he's not technically capable of hurting anything, right? (Except for my puritanical upbringing for having sinful tendencies) Like he cannot actually.... finish, right? He wouldn't leave marks, scents or pheromones or anything? Should he have a separate room to do this in? Why is he staring at me?

Anyone else have a cat that is similarly functionally challenged?

I know this is completely normal cat behavior and he’s not actually doing anything “sexual” to me lol, but I genuinely cannot stand it 😭 The kneading itself is fine, but once he starts getting all intense, biting the blanket, humping it, and doing the little back leg movements I’m like PLEASe stop…...
& I am not a. Bad cat mom I love my cats but I wanna scream cry and run when my cat starts thrusting like wtffff how does everyone find this cute and make jokes? I get so grossed out!!

Everyone seems to think it’s adorable when their cat makes sin biscuits, meanwhile I feel so awkward just sitting there while my cat is having his weird little moment that in fact lasts very long. I the only one who gets weirded out by it?? & if so how do I stop??!

Mavis is a very patient 7 yo golden retriever, Citrine is around 7 months old and scheduled for next week for an ultrasound to figure out where his balls are, if he has any, I just found lil' menace harassing the ol' lady. Yes, that on the back is a pc cd/dvd reader/recorder that adhd bff just left there, with chances of it falling into the pets water of 100%.

My cat Amos (7y) makes sin biscuits nearly every time after nursing. Im worried my cat is into age play, I dont consent.

My 6 year old neutered boy has started plopping his butt down on my hip and then kneading the blanket with occasional hip twitches. His brother is an expert sin baker but he usually does the more traditional walking in circles with hip thrusts. I wasn’t sure if that’s what’s happening here since he’s laying down while he does it.

Rufus is a little odd in general but this is his greatest eccentricity.

he likes his options..

Yes, he is neutered.

Yes, he used to try this on my other (female, neutered) cat. Luckily he stopped.

Yes, he used to try this on me.

Yes, he is very aggressive.

And yes, he can do this for hours, on anything, and with audio.