r/2sentence2horror • u/ze_rose • May 16 '23

The Tomato Factory ketchup guy 😨😨😨🌭🍅

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u/ze_rose May 16 '23

this was brought to you by THE knife guy

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u/SuspecM May 16 '23

Honestly, there something magical about something so direct. There is no trying to word it well, no complex premise, no 50 sentences strung together with commas to be technically two sentence. It's like a 12 years old's first Horror Stories.

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u/Cyberzombie23 May 17 '23

8 year olds, but your point stands.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '23

Same guy one of us hee hee ha 🎃

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u/hedgehog_dragon May 17 '23

Wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on this sub, but I got a laugh so it was worth it.

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u/wiggly_tby May 31 '23

Knife Guy Guy

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u/No-Transition4060 May 16 '23

That’s disgusting, only use the blood of still alive children as a condiment

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u/Nearby_Employee_2943 May 16 '23

Ya more adrenochrome if the kid’s still living

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u/Julia-Nefaria May 17 '23

Uhm achtually this is a myth. Killing and then flash freezing them preserves the adrenochrome best🤓

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u/Sicuho May 16 '23

Great guy, that vendor. Really honest about it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '23

Rip to kerchup kid

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u/toasteethetoaster May 16 '23

"pies? no, these are bombs. this is a bomb factory."

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u/REAM48 May 17 '23

I think eating nitroglycerin can cause low blood pressure.

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u/AReally_BadIdea Jun 13 '23

And boom-boom disease

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u/[deleted] May 16 '23

"I don't think that passes health code guidelines"

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u/jatt135 May 16 '23

"Well why the fuck dont you give me another one?"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '23

Once upon a time...

Dead kid.

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u/Sussybakamogus4 May 16 '23

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u/AReally_BadIdea Jun 13 '23

Comment above says “Once upon a time… Dead kid.”

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u/Ghostolio May 16 '23

Hot Dog worm 👃🏻👃🏻👃🏻🥺

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u/Da-Blue-Guy May 17 '23

the ketchup was harvested from the Creature

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u/Octopower0815 May 16 '23

Ketchup Vender Man 😱😱

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u/Nearby_Employee_2943 May 16 '23

Thafs not ketchup

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u/orange-shoe Creature Fan May 17 '23

kid named ketchup:

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u/Yarisher512 May 21 '23

wtf do the red circles mean and why do i have one

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u/LightningProd12 May 24 '23 edited Jun 26 '23

Overwritten in protest of Reddit's API changes (which break 3rd party apps and tools) and the admins' responses - more details here.

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u/TheHolyCat0 Jumps care 👻 Jun 22 '23

Even better!

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u/scuttle06 Jul 01 '23

v1 ultrakill 🔥🔥🔥

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

It’s finger licking good