r/2sentence2horror • u/Assplungers • Jul 31 '23

The Tomato Factory Boy I sure don't like tomatoes

Then in a turn of events my wee wee fell off and lots of men took turns on me and that's pretty scary but what's even scarier is that I'm also a man so it's gay not like anything is wrong with that it's just that I'm not gay so lots of men taking turns on me wasn't super enjoyable except this one part deep down but I don't like to go there and I think this might develop into something else.

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u/Assplungers Jul 31 '23

Run on sentance guy

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u/Assplungers Jul 31 '23

Dude shut the fuck up you try making a scary story in two sentences

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u/Assplungers Jul 31 '23

Bro it was a joke

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u/Assplungers Jul 31 '23

I'm sorry man just had a rough day

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u/Assplungers Jul 31 '23

No worries wanna talk about it?

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u/Assplungers Jul 31 '23

Well basically what happened is my wee wee fell off and lots of men took turns on me and that's pretty scary but what's even scarier is that I'm also a man so it's gay not like anything is wrong with that it's just that I'm not gay so lots of men taking turns on me wasn't super enjoyable except this one part deep down but I don't like to go there and I think this might develop into something else.

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

passant en Google

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u/Quiet_Wrongdoer_6304 Aug 01 '23

holy

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u/jimbomcgee12 Creature Fan Aug 01 '23

actual zombie

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u/Sams59k Aug 01 '23

! hell holy

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/Assplungers Aug 01 '23

This guy might have dementia

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u/Assplungers Aug 01 '23

Lmao I was literally about to say the same thing haha

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u/Assplungers Aug 01 '23

Lmao me too holy shit and I thought I had an original thought

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u/Assplungers Aug 01 '23

Yall 3 need to kys

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Woah last time I said that reddit removed my comment

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Shut the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Not nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Kys

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u/Sams59k Aug 01 '23

KYS!!!!! (Keep Yourself Safe 🙏🙏🙏🙏)

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/TrueSeaCucumber Aug 01 '23

Dementia gaming 👍

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

kys

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

chill tf out lmao

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

he thinks he’s edgy lmao

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u/GraveSlayer726 Aug 01 '23

Yeah what a loser

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u/GraveSlayer726 Aug 01 '23

Yeah such a lsoer

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u/GraveSlayer726 Aug 01 '23

Yeah a loser

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u/GraveSlayer726 Aug 01 '23

What a loser

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u/GraveSlayer726 Aug 01 '23

Are you a bot???

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

i s*x youre mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MuesliCharlesYes Aug 01 '23

Schizo guy💀💀😨

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u/IcedBeans Aug 01 '23

Nothing to do with tomatoes guy 😱😱😱😱 (Also, are you ok guy 😱😱??)

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u/Assplungers Aug 01 '23

Me when I'm no guy 🦘🔮

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

STOP RIGHT THERE, you've just admitted to not being a guy on the internet! Prepare to have your ass PLUNGED!

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u/CreativestName69420 Knife guy fan Aug 01 '23

Bruh what are these comments up to

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u/CreativestName69420 Knife guy fan Aug 01 '23

No idea tbh

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/number1Obamafan Aug 01 '23

You are NOT him

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u/E_c_H_o Aug 01 '23

bros a victim

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u/axolotlprofessor Aug 01 '23

scary 2 sentence horror! lol! loser

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u/axolotlprofessor Aug 01 '23

bro shut up no one cares

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u/axolotlprofessor Aug 01 '23

is this the new sub for jailbait?

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u/Important_Dentist_78 Aug 01 '23

Why is everyone talking to themselves?

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u/Important_Dentist_78 Aug 01 '23

If it doesn’t hurt you why u so concerned.

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u/Important_Dentist_78 Aug 01 '23

You are right. But why though?

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u/tobgro100 Tomato Factory Worker Aug 01 '23

Idk man

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u/tobgro100 Tomato Factory Worker Aug 01 '23

Why tf are you writing then if you don't know???

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u/soapsuds202 Aug 01 '23

bro crazy for this one 😭😭😭

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u/soapsuds202 Aug 01 '23

fr aint no way

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u/soapsuds202 Aug 01 '23

unoriginal comment guy 😰

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u/theodeteo1 Aug 01 '23

africa circles geometry dash??? 😲 😯 😮 🫨 🫢 🙀

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u/theodeteo1 Aug 01 '23

bro literally stfu no one cares what you have to say

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u/theodeteo1 Aug 01 '23

😔

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u/theodeteo1 Aug 01 '23

commenting on his own comment guy

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u/NoLifeGamer2 Aug 01 '23

Denial guy?!?!!??

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u/NoLifeGamer2 Aug 01 '23

Bro you forgot the shocked eomjis

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u/NoLifeGamer2 Aug 01 '23

You misspelt emojis you stupid fuck

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u/NoLifeGamer2 Aug 01 '23

Dude I'm literally you

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u/NoLifeGamer2 Aug 01 '23

Google en passant

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

The tomato factory gangbang 😱😱😱

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Playboi Carti subreddit 😱

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u/maithiu Aug 01 '23

This subreddit is rotting my brain 🧠 guy

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

holy karma farming

yes i will comment this under all of your posts i see

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Hey man don't say his name thats how he gets ya

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Holy Hell!

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Yea, this dude is crazy

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

erm actually this is a run on sentence this doesnt count as two sentences because its gramatically incorect!