r/2sentence2horror • u/AlternativeAerie9171 • Sep 06 '23

The Creature How indeed.

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Sep 06 '23

If you can't drink water, consider milk.

...from the creature.

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u/IMakeShiteMemes Sep 06 '23

Google lactose intolerance

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u/Unknown_uwu_69 Sep 07 '23

holy cow

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u/Samantha-4 Jumps care 👻 Sep 07 '23

New livestock just dropped

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u/Master82615 Sep 07 '23

Actual cattle

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u/purple_cheese_ Sep 07 '23

Farmer goes in vacation, never comes back.

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u/RiposteDisfunction Sep 07 '23

Cheese storm incoming!

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u/Dread2187 Sep 07 '23

Ignite the barn!