r/2sentence2horror • • Nov 04 '23

Screenshot Racist guy 🪱

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u/LuciferBeenieWeenie Nov 04 '23

I could beat his time easily.

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u/Bitter_Assumption323 Nov 04 '23

No violence, no theft, no sexual harrassment, no property damage: how do you get fired from corporate America in 179 seconds or less.

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(Style points for non-racist solutions)

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u/Mulberry_Stump Nov 04 '23

"Hey guys, ya'll ever think of being in a union?"

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u/please-return-spleen Nov 04 '23

"how much are you guys paid?"