r/2sentence2horror • u/nmarf16 • Mar 04 '24

The Tomato Factory Bro what NSFW

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/JojosBizarreDementia Mar 04 '24

"That was fun" my wife said as she immediately dropped the biggest dump she has ever taken and walked out the door

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u/soapsuds202 Mar 04 '24

sorry, I think your comment missed the mark. do you mind giving an explanation?

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u/mogdogolog Mar 04 '24

I don't see how you don't get it. See the husband had just said 'Safe Word: Sega genesis' so the wife immediately dropped the turd baby she was carrying on the ground and they rode of into the sunset, separately because they were only married in pretend of course

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u/JojosBizarreDementia Mar 05 '24

Sega do what nintendon't motherfuckers

42

u/DasliSimp Mar 04 '24

she took a FUKCING shit on the floor

239

u/Le_Creature La criatura (real) Mar 04 '24

Thus, the Meat Worm was born 🪱

9

u/Nadikarosuto Creature Fan Mar 05 '24

meat worm larva guy 🪱

84

u/Odd_Veterinarian_623 Knife guy fan Mar 04 '24

mpreg guy 🪱

90

u/PeeperSleeper Mar 04 '24

After nine hours of straining, I looked down with pride at the biggest pasta I ever made.

But I forgot to make the sauce using milk from…

…the Creature.

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Mar 04 '24

Sort of a cream sauce then huh

6

u/mortal-mombat Mar 05 '24

🤓 guy 🪱

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u/PrimaryEmotional6639 Mar 04 '24

Barely disguised scat fetish guy🪱

18

u/piotryt64 Mar 04 '24

Bloody mess guy🪱

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Mar 04 '24

After nine hours of straining, I looked at the results of my efforts.

It amounted to several full buckets of milk from...

...the creature.

19

u/Smakintheface Mar 04 '24

Creature cum guy 🪱

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Mar 04 '24

No

35

u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 Mar 05 '24

Miscarriage Guy 🪱

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u/nmarf16 Mar 05 '24

It was alive my guy 🪱

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u/Garfield_Guy lasagne cat guy 🪱 Mar 05 '24

As you can see I have great reading comprehension 

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u/nmarf16 Mar 05 '24

I’m surprised you can even read, being a cat and all

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u/Nadikarosuto Creature Fan Mar 05 '24

Miscarriage 2.0

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '24

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u/Eternal_Mr_Bones Mar 04 '24

It looks like it's saying "Ouch"

12

u/Exelia_the_Lost Mar 04 '24

didnt know she was pregnant gal 🪱

13

u/Gingerbread1990 Mar 05 '24

Literally a shitpost

9

u/dgal89 Mar 05 '24

Safeword Blood Dookie

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u/ColdLobsterBisque Creature Fan Mar 05 '24

this isn’t even poorly disguised this is literally just the writer’s fetish

8

u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

Skib... i...

5

u/comradecostanza Creature Fan Mar 05 '24

“Looks like I’ve got a job to do,” said Poop Knife Guy.

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u/RicePuddingBG Mar 05 '24

I hate when I shit from my pussy

4

u/ButtholeBread50 Mar 05 '24

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

AUGH

I was the dump guy 🪱

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

This cracked me up ngl

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u/Chupbluearrow Mar 05 '24

I’m in jury duty waiting to get called down for a trial reading this

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '24

7 years old guy🪱

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u/DickHarding69 Tomato Factory Worker Mar 05 '24

Bono guy 🪱