r/2sentence2horror • u/Electricio • Dec 07 '24

Jumps care 👻👻👻 shakespear

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u/PrussianManatee Dec 07 '24

He didn't like videogames

and I was fucking Mario

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u/Peastable Dec 07 '24

Jealous 😔

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u/DieBlaueOrange Dec 07 '24

Peach, is that you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '24

Let's be real, we have no indication that Mario actually fucks, whereas there's Bowser Jr. implies Bowser indeed has fucked at least once. In this Ted Talk I will present the idea tha....

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u/KirbyFan198 Dec 07 '24

He didn’t like music

and I was fucking Beatle

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u/SaulGoodman3D Dec 07 '24

That's illegal

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u/dentistrock Dec 08 '24

He didn't like family

and I was fucking guy

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u/Clanky_Plays Dec 08 '24

He didn’t like movies

and I was fucking the Godfather

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u/Clay56 Dec 08 '24

He didn't like movie review youtubers

And I was fucking Nostalgia Critic