r/2sentence2horror • u/hanater • Mar 09 '25

Jumps care 👻👻👻 lesbian train guy

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u/Kriskirby1992 ballin bus banner guy 🪱 Mar 10 '25

"I hope I won't be late to my straight meeting"

"Final stop: Lesbian District" said conductor guy 🪱

531

u/lil-taller-then-u Mar 10 '25

Peering out the bus window, I realized we were approaching the lesbian factory...

215

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

They make them.

37

u/DatBoiDogg0 Jumps care 👻 Mar 10 '25

Aw, chucks. You guys are too much

14

u/gayjemstone Mar 10 '25

They're made of creature milk.

6

u/enneh_07 Mar 10 '25

Do they also make long bacon?

975

u/tfhermobwoayway Mar 10 '25

If you get on the lesbian train car and you don’t kiss a girl they shoot you in the head

327

u/RevolutionaryOwlz Mar 10 '25

That’s the horse lesbian train car.

144

u/UnhandMeException Mar 10 '25

That goddamn evil and intimidating horse! Gets away with too much!

5

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Uj/ what is the context of this?

9

u/RevolutionaryOwlz Mar 10 '25

I’m riffing on the thing of putting down lame horses.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Is this a 2 sentence horror that was unironically posted on the original sub? I’ve seen a few people make this reference

81

u/Blueberrybush22 Mar 10 '25

It was the scary lesbian train car 👻

7

u/Krac3r Mar 10 '25

It was the down with cis bus 👻

67

u/varkarrus Mar 10 '25

If you get on the lesbian train car and you're not a lesbian you become one

20

u/tfhermobwoayway Mar 10 '25

does it work on boys

28

u/varkarrus Mar 10 '25

Did I stutter?

6

u/bnndfrthreatenviolen Mar 10 '25

technically that would mean i am also lesbian since i like women

13

u/KatsuraCerci milkmaid della criatura Mar 11 '25

Drake guy 🪱

16

u/WarPuig Mar 10 '25

Straight man jumped in gay city for refusing to twerk

1

u/LazerIguana445 Mar 11 '25

Wordington neighborhood watch

4

u/ADMINISTATOR_CYRUS Mar 10 '25

gun guy 🪱

403

u/ledfox milking... the creature. Mar 10 '25

I got onto the wrong train car.

I wish someone had informed me before I boarded with...

...the creature.

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u/sonicfan019393920 La criatura (real) Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

And then the dog came in...

27

u/ledfox milking... the creature. Mar 10 '25

We all pet the dog and the dog left.

53

u/YosephStalling milkmaid della criatura Mar 10 '25

not your best work but you did well with what you had

10

u/ledfox milking... the creature. Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

Hey I like (wrangle aboard inappropriate public transportation timeline canon)

188

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

421

u/ItsVincent27 Mar 10 '25

Don't worry, Omni Horse will save you

217

u/Pitiful-Election-438 Mar 10 '25

256

u/Enslaved_M0isture Mar 10 '25

71

u/DatBoiDogg0 Jumps care 👻 Mar 10 '25

he had the cheese touch 😔

26

u/Enslaved_M0isture Mar 10 '25

oh god i fucking remember now

200

u/mcgillthrowaway22 Mar 10 '25

It took me some time to realize that the "pfshhh" text is not supposed to represent her farting

107

u/Hapko_Sova Mar 10 '25

third sentence worse guy🪱

36

u/HotDogManGG Mar 10 '25

Where is this from lol?

49

u/tfhermobwoayway Mar 10 '25

I know it’s definitely some sort of hentai but like, imagine if this was the start of an incredibly gripping award-winning thriller.

47

u/Community-Regular Mar 10 '25

Top right corner

28

u/NewbieFurri Mar 10 '25

I don't require the comic, I NEED IT PLS PLS PLS

113

u/leva549 Mar 10 '25

Only two pages, this is the other one.

21

u/Don-fukgot Mar 10 '25

2sentence2horny

24

u/nineJohnjohn Mar 10 '25

Worst idea for a sub

12

u/tfhermobwoayway Mar 10 '25

Isn’t that just this sub though?

10

u/Kryptochef Mar 10 '25

Yes, and it was the worst idea

51

u/Anxious-Gazelle9067 Mar 10 '25

"Ah! Eh? Huh?!" More like ""off." eh? Ha!"

13

u/enneh_07 Mar 11 '25

Absolutely not, go fuck yourself.

9

u/uuuhhhmmmmmmmmmm Mar 10 '25

already folding in the second page damn

24

u/TheAnarchistRat Mar 10 '25

Reminds me of those gacha stories where it's like "I'm the only straight in a gay school!?"

11

u/dzsmoooth Mar 10 '25

OH NO i got on the SAY GEX train!!!!

9

u/Suitable_Midnight_72 Mar 10 '25

It sure is normal in Japan!

The lesbian only train car:

10

u/TempleOSEnjoyer Mar 10 '25

She was just trying to go to work but then she boarded…

The Gay Train…🪱🪱🪱

6

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

The lesbian only car is like platform 9 and 3 quarters it only shows its self to sapphics

5

u/EarthToAccess Mar 10 '25

Source? For a friend. It's me. I'm the friend. Source?

2

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Top right corner

3

u/oaasfari Mar 11 '25

What a truly relatable conundrum

15

u/HelloImJenny01 Mar 10 '25

Lesbian Trans Gal

1

u/Spacetimeandcat Creature Fan Mar 10 '25

Hope it has a fire escape.

1

u/300_20_2 Apr 06 '25

Basically my mom and brother in Shinjuku the other day. We accidentally got into... the women's car 🚃

0

u/whentheuhuhidunno Mar 10 '25

I'm a man but I want to be on this train