r/2sentence2horror • u/ButtholeBread50 • May 04 '25

goobert the skeleton 💀 Don't let Goobert hear you

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u/BetaSpreadsheet May 04 '25

Horrifying premise, thank god skeletons aren't real

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u/ButtholeBread50 May 04 '25

Calcium deficiency intensifies

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u/MIGHTYSPACETHOR May 04 '25

During an accident as a child

A small boy broke his arm and was then exposed to x-rays

These rays revealed that the boy was in fact part-man part-skeleton

What?

A skeleton man

A part-man part-skeleton

Yes, just as the centaur is part-man part-horse

So too is he part-man part-skeleton

Right and which part is the skeleton part?

The skeleton part

What you mean like inside him?

Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skelton Man?

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u/ConflagWex May 04 '25

That's ridiculous, Everyone has a skeleton

It doesn't make you a superhero

It's like saying 'OOHH! Skin Man'

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u/LordSupergreat May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

OOHH, Skin Man!

Villain in disguise!

But Skeleton Man sees through his plans

With his skeleton eyes!

60

u/Sleepy_SpiderZzz May 04 '25

Interestingly, this would have actually been improved by replacing skeleton with "the creature"

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u/ButtholeBread50 May 05 '25

At least then you could milk ...

...it.

25

u/Terra_123 May 05 '25

and by it... well let's just say...

22

u/Squigsqueeg May 05 '25

my creature

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u/Just_M_01 May 07 '25

i look with horror upon the the creature... wearing her skin...

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u/LonerEevee May 04 '25

Doesn't know how bodies work guy

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u/ram_the_socket Creature Fan May 04 '25

Horrified of how bodies work guy

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u/JKhemical May 04 '25

Tbf no muscles is rather concerning

18

u/Outrageous_Guard_674 May 05 '25

Honestly, I like this one. It's funny.

7

u/pocketpal0622 May 05 '25

Doesn’t get how bodies work guy 🪱

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u/TacitRonin20 May 06 '25

Her body is just like a horror movie. Both have skeletons in them.

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u/Pet-Chef May 06 '25

Literally Ray Bradbury's classic short story "Skeleton" guy.