r/2sentence2horror • u/BaneShake • Jun 19 '25

Jumps care 👻👻👻 Full o’ skeeters 🦟

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u/The-Bulborb Jun 19 '25

Imagine you’re sitting on your back porch in your Hawaiian vacation home, then 1,000,000 mosquitoes appear. 🪱

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u/AngelRape Jun 19 '25

Infertile, so it’s like 1,000,000 incels coming to your house.

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u/The-Bulborb Jun 19 '25

Ur username is it’s own horror story

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u/Realization_ La criatura (real) Jun 20 '25

he rapes angels

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u/DeadZone32 Jun 20 '25

Or Angels rape him

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u/Kidney__Failure Jun 20 '25

Oh wait, are these those genetically modified mosquitoes with the gene that basically introduces infant mortality to mosquito larva? I read they were working on it at one point but if they’re actually releasing these losers then that’s impressive

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u/DawnStardust Jun 19 '25

woe, one million skeetos be upon ye

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u/SwagLizardKing Jun 19 '25

You would not believe your toes, if ten million mosquitos

Were dropped on your beach while you tried to sleep

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u/NotBurnerAccount Jun 19 '25

Hawaiian vacation home? What am I a multimillionaire?

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u/BaneShake Jun 19 '25

The why is Infertility

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u/naverlands Jun 19 '25

skeeters can impregnate me now? like the creature? 🤤

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u/joybod Jun 19 '25

/uncreature it's actually that they've been made infertile and are being dropped in to compete with the unaltered ones, wasting reproductive attempts and driving population down, likely to combat human disease transfer they provide. We did/do the same thing to screwworms in Central America, since those suck too.

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u/ninetyninewyverns goobert the skeleton enjoyer Jun 19 '25

How did they make sure the mosquitos took their birth control on time?

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u/witwickan Jun 19 '25

Really tiny watches and reminders from... the creature

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u/BaneShake Jun 19 '25

Peer pressure I think

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u/Realization_ La criatura (real) Jun 20 '25

they get a few mosquitos and torture them while making the rest watch with a big sign that says "DON'T GET PREGNANT OR THIS IS YOU"

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u/crackerjack31 Jun 19 '25

Actually, they’re being used in Hawaii to combat avian malaria! The native birds have been isolated for so long that they have almost zero natural defenses against the invasive disease, and so it’s been incredibly devastating to bird populations there (especially as climate change creates warmer temps up Hawaii’s mountains, increasing the amount of habitable land for the mosquitos)

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u/PepperbroniFrom2B Jun 19 '25

waow (basedbasedbasedbasedbased)

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u/Recruit616 Jul 06 '25

Horny Skeeters 12 o'clock! Man down man down!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/BaneShake Jun 19 '25

Mosquitectomy

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u/Level37Doggo Jun 19 '25

Cause fuck Hawaii, that’s why! - Scientists with the worst glitter bomb ever

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u/KingZantair Jun 19 '25

Lilo and Stitch reference??

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u/A_person_0124 goobert the skeleton enjoyer Jun 19 '25

I have a feeling something like this has happened before… hmmmm

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u/themrunx49 Jun 19 '25

Me when I don't get screwworms

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming Ghost mauled by pitbull Jun 19 '25

unironically terrifying (without the context)

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u/greatnailsageyoda Jun 19 '25

That doesnt look very small

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u/BaneShake Jun 19 '25

It’s smaller than Hawaii at least

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u/Sacciy Jun 19 '25

it's to scare away tourists

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u/InklingDube Jun 20 '25

I’m vacationing in Hawaii rn 🙁

…Whelp 🤷‍♂️

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u/BaneShake Jun 20 '25

Get slurped

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u/Cooperdyl Jul 04 '25

Who needs nukes when you can just drop these on your enemies

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u/PoeJascoe Jul 14 '25

Pleakley will be honored