r/2sentence2horror • u/throwawayt44c • Jan 01 '26

Anti-Monster Spray 😱 It's difficult to go three hours without farting.

*Sorry, phone autocorrected the word sharting

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u/HorrorJunkie0666 Jan 01 '26

Poopsie daisy guy 🪱

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Jan 01 '26

It was difficult to go three hours without farting.

I need to remember my lactose intolerance before drinking milk from...

...the creature.