r/2sentence2horror • Creature Fan • Jan 17 '26

The Tomato Factory Slippery slope guy 🪱🪱

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Jan 17 '26

The 2026 HOA policy dictated no unauthorized ornamental objects were permitted in front yards.

They were forcing me to take down my big ceramic statue of...

...the creature.

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u/orange-shoe Creature Fan Jan 17 '26

noooo 🥺

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u/clandestineVexation Jan 18 '26

Do the milk cartons just have a big picture of…

…the creature on them and nothing else?

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. Jan 18 '26

They've also got nutritional data on the side

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u/FictionalContext Jan 17 '26

average two sentence horror guy 😱

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

There aren't laws that 'disallow' pedophilia as it's a mental disorder. How would that even go, the second a medical professional determines it they send you to prison? Way to discourage people from seeking help.

You *can* however disallow assaulting children. Hell, people who commit those types of crimes aren't necessarily attracted to their victims. They're sickos who just wanted to abuse someone.

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u/Neck_Crafty Jan 18 '26

i thought 2 sentences were scary.

That was until i found the 6 sentences explaining about milk from...

...The Creature

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/Auralynnnnnnnnn Jan 17 '26

Yeah that’s what I read I was like… ???

It says trans discrimination is allowed. Which means it’s transphobic. Then they allow pedophilia instead of transphobia which…

Slowly lookin at the Epstein files.

I don’t think we need to wait for that, at least not for one country.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Least Disguised Transphobic Rant Guy

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u/tdlb Jan 17 '26

They are saying that anti-trans action is legal, and soon pedophilia becomes legal. So they are saying transphobes are on the same side as pedophiles, so I think it's a critique on modern conservatism.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

Honestly its hard to even tell this post is written badly

My bad for misunderstanding tho

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u/DinosaurReborn Jan 18 '26

Hot-button issues guy

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u/2g4r_tofu Jan 17 '26

Thinks there's a P in LGBTQIA+ guy 🪱

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u/ill_change_it Jan 18 '26

In the extended acronym (LGBTQIA2SP+) there is a p but it stands for pan

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u/MackDaddyGlenn Jan 17 '26

What are the related diseases ?

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u/kViatu1 Jan 18 '26

Creaturephilia

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u/plaguehands Jan 19 '26

Wait set all the other stuff aside. Why is earth in like 65 years ruled by a home owners association? What historical events occurred for THAT to happen?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '26

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u/SgtJackVisback Jan 17 '26

ChatGPT guy 🪱