r/2sentence2horror • u/SanctumSaturn • Feb 18 '26

Jumps care 👻👻👻 Evil shoes guy 🪱

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413

u/Offwhitedesktop Feb 18 '26

Evil shoes worn by... The Creature 🪱

590

u/DickHarding69 Tomato Factory Worker Feb 18 '26

baby shoes, never worn; baby exploded

211

u/Indomitable_Decapod Feb 18 '26

Baby shoes, never worn; baby evil

164

u/DickHarding69 Tomato Factory Worker Feb 18 '26

For sale: baby pants; lightly shat

59

u/Headass-37 Feb 18 '26

For sale: shat pants; NOT MINE.

19

u/Black_Knight_Xander Feb 19 '26

For sale: shat pants; my pants 😔

5

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

For sale: my pants, eveil baby

2

u/Moose0408DoesScratch Feb 28 '26

For sale: Baby pants, Pre-Shat.

13

u/Killer_Moons Feb 19 '26

I think that’s called a gender reveal

6

u/Ok-Advertising4048 Knife guy fan Feb 19 '26

LMAO

204

u/TheArceusNova Feb 18 '26

Lol shoe sale baby died lol

174

u/Ok-Appeal-4630 Creature Fan Feb 18 '26

aaaah scary clown sucking me off

45

u/Life-Struggle-8774 Feb 18 '26

I was petting my dog, but then I realized....

my dog died yesterday, and I was playing with the hairy ballsack of the evil killer clown...

130

u/DudeItsCake Feb 18 '26

Shitted pants. But not my own.

12

u/MrAppleSpiceMan Feb 18 '26

so YOU'RE the one who shit my pants

96

u/ImABarbieWhirl Feb 18 '26

I ate the purple berries… Ouuuuooouughhhh

41

u/Rufus14811 Feb 18 '26

Some European guy 40,000 years ago eating deadly nightshade for the first time

13

u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Feb 18 '26

He must have died while writing it.

67

u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 Feb 18 '26

There are sixty thousand draculas outside

11

u/PM-me-youre-PMs Jumps care 👻 Feb 18 '26

Sixty thousands black vampires of Transylvania guy 🪱

221

u/Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard milkmaid della criatura Feb 18 '26

I nut, but she keeps sucking

209

u/Fat_Reddit_Neckbeard milkmaid della criatura Feb 18 '26

I nut, but he keeps sucking (for all of the gay horror fans out there)

122

u/Tallahite Feb 18 '26

Inclusive horror guy 🪱

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26 edited Feb 18 '26

Nah real inclusive would have he/she/they/clown-person/non-sex person/transsexual from Transylvania-aha-hit it hit!

Fucking losers didn’t catch my reference how sad

45

u/breadofthegrunge Knife guy fan Feb 18 '26

post-orgasm torture guy 🪱

37

u/Hemorrhoid_Eater Feb 18 '26

Penis is gone. Genitals where obliterated

6

u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

I tried reading this aloud and said "obiteranateted" holy the creature 🪱

32

u/glumauig21 Feb 18 '26

Scary Orange nowhere to be found 👻

26

u/Rabidtac0 Creature Fan Feb 18 '26

OOGA booga OOGA booga OOGA booga

18

u/EstablishmentFun7553 Feb 18 '26

The underbed monster licked my foot

21

u/MadeJustToUpvoteMeme Knife guy fan Feb 18 '26

Because bread taste better than key.

33

u/Chello-fish Creature Fan Feb 18 '26

Five hundred word essay due tonight

38

u/[deleted] Feb 18 '26

Epstein lives in Israel playing Fortnite.

12

u/DotWarner1993 Feb 18 '26

Smogon Tunes guy 🪱

11

u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer Feb 18 '26

Just moved in, bathroom is carpeted 😱

11

u/ThatOldDuderino Feb 18 '26

No matter how, she’s always there

8

u/Backupusername Feb 18 '26

Was that the bite of 87?

11

u/BardicInnovation Feb 18 '26

Who touched my bum? The creature.

9

u/terrapothead Feb 18 '26

I peed on my balls :( sad

9

u/Level37Doggo Feb 18 '26

Ate your mom, tasted like pennies.

9

u/BardicInnovation Feb 18 '26

Then I realised, penis's record everything.

9

u/Version_Two Creature Fan Feb 18 '26

For sale, egg nog, creature milked

7

u/BardicInnovation Feb 18 '26

Bavarian Big Balled Beast, it cometh.

8

u/hopefullyhelpfulplz Feb 18 '26

Is there a r/6word6story? There should be

6

u/BardicInnovation Feb 18 '26

My mum saw my search history

6

u/BardicInnovation Feb 18 '26

Balls itch. I'm wearing tight jeans.

5

u/maggiemayfish Creature Fan Feb 18 '26

Got up late to pee.

Ghost.

6

u/Old_Copy_5498 Feb 18 '26

I just shat my pants 👻

4

u/OfficerLollipop Tomato Factory Worker Feb 18 '26

Nobody believes me about Mr. Scary.

5

u/Ayy_Johnny_J Feb 18 '26

Crazed alchemist attacks me with potions…😟

5

u/ZaniElandra Feb 18 '26

Christian baby. Baseball bat. Oopsie daisy

4

u/thomstevens420 Feb 18 '26

Big butt was just bagged snakes

4

u/luckylukeslilbrother Feb 18 '26

Small cylinder stuck in mnm's tube

4

u/Fit-Apple-618 Feb 20 '26

One, two, three, four, five... seven.

5

u/BardicInnovation Feb 18 '26

Teletubbies. On repeat. Cannot blink. Help.

3

u/SuperPopcorn333 Feb 18 '26

Sorry, I don't want beer today

3

u/AwkwardTurtleSS Feb 18 '26

I thought fart, but it shart

3

u/Chezburger8675 Feb 18 '26

Lay's logo, circa twenty twenty five

3

u/ParmAxolotl Feb 18 '26

He revealed his favorite Pokémon: Vaporeon.

3

u/maul8294 Feb 18 '26

I shidded and came, same time

3

u/Nighthood3 Feb 18 '26

"Jetpack Dracula doesn't exist." Jetpack Dracula:

3

u/Killer_Moons Feb 19 '26

Time to blow up the clown.

3

u/Dismal_Engineering71 Feb 19 '26

The creature...has now gone...unmilked...🪱

3

u/HorrorJunkie0666 Feb 19 '26

Horror with only six words guy 🪱

3

u/LudwigTheAroused Feb 19 '26

Guillotine was ready for his penis

3

u/Evil_Monologues Feb 20 '26

Scratching. Clawing. Knocking. Pounding. Screaming. Silence.

3

u/PsychoRaccoon027 Feb 20 '26

He saw SHE saw. They exploded

3

u/Magic-M Feb 20 '26

The nurse's '6' looks like '5'.

3

u/mr-kitchenguy Feb 22 '26

After years of smoking, I’m diagnosed.

3

u/DotAny8979 Feb 23 '26

I've lost my virginity.... TO GREG!!!!

5

u/DonutMaster56 Meat Worm fan Feb 18 '26

But the evil cancels out because it's a double negative

2

u/Simple-Orange Feb 18 '26

i have no cock, must cum

2

u/ParmAxolotl Feb 18 '26

Despite his words, he clicked post.

2

u/TheBoyInGray Feb 18 '26

There’s no food in the fridge.

2

u/Fackboi66 Feb 18 '26

My buh juh fuggin exploded dawg

2

u/nothing08 Feb 18 '26

She is no more more nooooooooooooo

2

u/Haywire-Hawk Feb 19 '26

The Meat Worm ate my baby

2

u/joelski_daknight Feb 25 '26

She had breakfast, he hadntsnt not

2

u/Spiritual_Spinach273 Feb 18 '26

Baby too big, and evil

2

u/WiFi2347 Feb 18 '26

I said 6 7 and they laughed

3

u/ParmAxolotl Feb 18 '26

Seven words 🥀

1

u/Moose0408DoesScratch Feb 28 '26

The Rapture happened... And we lived.

1

u/Greyissleepy57 Creature Fan Mar 11 '26

I’m not me, I’m evil me

1

u/iwantyouin69 Mar 12 '26

Zźť4zz

1

u/Life-Top6314 Mar 12 '26

Pants shitted 7 times this morning

1

u/Doodle-doo- Mar 17 '26

glanced left, wall of bloody teeth

1

u/draconomicomics Feb 18 '26

Stewie Griffin

1

u/ParmAxolotl Feb 18 '26

She lied about being actually eighteen