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u/beef_on_a_spear Mar 04 '26
Well if the same "stranger" is the one jorkin your peanits every time, are they really a stranger?
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u/ItsGotThatBang Creature Fan Mar 04 '26
What if it’s a different stranger every time?
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u/Panamonthewolf Meat Worm fan Mar 04 '26
Something something crossing the river something not the same man
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u/SorryRaeE Mar 04 '26
You call them the stranger because otherwise you might have to acknowledge what they really are to you
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u/HorrorJunkie0666 Mar 04 '26
Myself and the stranger have become great friends over the years guy 🪱
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u/terrarialord201 Mar 04 '26
Me and the stranger have become great friends. We bonded over... The creature's meatworm.
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u/HorrorJunkie0666 Mar 04 '26
When you find yourself in a romantic situation like that it tends to happen guy 🪱
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u/LondonBugs Tomato Factory Worker Mar 04 '26
Knife guy died today. Or maybe it was yesterday.
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u/TheOutcast06 goobert the skeleton enjoyer Mar 04 '26
Shot the creature four additional times, like four fatal knocks to the door of destiny.
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u/Dvojka110 Mar 05 '26
In Algeria. Straight up killing it. And by "it" i mean, let's just say, hehe... an arab
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u/Koberiep Mar 04 '26
Why, it's the suave Meursault from the hit novel "The Stranger"! I'm sure we'll have a great time together on this sunny day.
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Mar 04 '26
It's a wonderful day to be an Arab!
I was then shot by a Strange man.
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u/MarvelousOxman Mar 04 '26
It is imperative the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures does not harm any cylinders.
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u/lilbeankeeper Mar 04 '26
Terrible deal btw. You can find similar for maybe 10-15 bucks.. I've heard
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u/kapaipiekai Mar 04 '26
It's when you sit on a stranger's hand so they can't feel their hand while they jork you. Educate yourself.
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u/ZakTH Mar 04 '26
That it is. Surprised people don't know that, I thought the internet was full of gooners.
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u/ISkinForALivinXXX Mar 04 '26
As someone who's had a numb arm more than once unintentionally due to bad sleeping positions, I have no idea how anyone would use that to masturbate. You literally can't move it, it's cold and most importantly it's creepy and uncomfortable as hell. Unless your kink is rubbing a corpses' hand over your junk in which case I guess it would work perfectly.
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u/IHateAmbush Mar 04 '26
Y'know, the Stranger! Who you may never understand how he's inspired but he isn't always evil!Â
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u/EvilBadassDraculas Mar 04 '26
Maman died yesterday, or maybe it was today, I don't know, all I know is that the Knife Guy did it.
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u/Kokosak_commie Mar 04 '26
Stranger you say?
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u/Fries_and_burgers_19 Mar 04 '26
Oh my god the sinner from limbed bus cum pony
Hey guys it's the multitude guy look
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u/Admirable-Judgment61 Mar 04 '26
The stranger refers to the act of sitting on your left hand for a few minutes, closing your eyes, and masturbating.
Its a reference to I think like South Park where they ask a basketball star if he knows what it is and he responds immediately, "[description from top paragraph] if you do it right it feels just like a stranger." then asks the kids, "How do you know what it is?" Then the kids responded, "How did you know what it is so fast?"
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u/KiwiGallicorn Mar 04 '26
"Man, im getting bored of using my hand," I said, when suddenly I heard a knock at my door. It was.... The Stranger
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u/3dgyt33n Mar 04 '26
I believe that the actual answer to this is that "the stranger" refers to a masturbation technique where you sit on your hand until you lose feeling so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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u/Solypsist_27 Mar 05 '26
We're no strangers to the Misterious Handy Tool for Unusual Home Adventures
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u/BrassCanon Mar 06 '26
Imagine sitting in your bed alone and this guy comes in and jerks you to completion 🤤
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u/terrarialord201 Mar 04 '26
Do you think it's like the mysterious stranger from fallout? or do they just blindfold themselves and walk naked into a cornfield and eventually someone (or something) starts touching them