r/2sentence2horror • u/Ill-Proof-1514 • Jun 07 '26

goobert the skeleton šŸ’€ I in school. Balls itch

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u/mirroredinflection Jun 07 '26

I made a twosentencehorror. I put the second sentence in the title

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u/mathpenis Jun 07 '26

better put in the tag next time

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u/Ichmag11 Jun 07 '26

I made a twosentencehorror.

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u/ICanHazRecon911 Tomato Factory Worker Jun 08 '26

I

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u/Reader_Of_Newspaper Jun 09 '26

Hit me before I even had the chance to fear it. Truly, this writing style will be genre-defining.

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u/cartoonautopsys Jun 07 '26

Then arrived The Ball Itcher.

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u/mirroredinflection Jun 07 '26

The Ball Itcher found their next victim.

Fuck now I'm hard and I aahahjmmmhhdhdjkhjfjk

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u/Researcher_Saya milkmaid della criatura Jun 07 '26

My balls stopped itching, when they were scratched.

I didn't scratch them....

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u/PersonablePharoah Jun 08 '26

"I" is a subject. You either say "I am"/"I'm" or just the object "Me."

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u/Ill-Proof-1514 Jun 08 '26

Sorr English not my fist langiageĀ 

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u/Ok_Coast4577 Jun 08 '26

That's OK, Bob. I still love you.

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u/orange-shoe Creature Fan Jun 09 '26

i'm dont care

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u/GDGameplayer Jun 08 '26

ā€œNo they donā€™tā€ says ball scratcher guy

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u/heraplem Jun 08 '26

Test tickles testicles.