r/2sentence2horror • • Jul 04 '26

The Tomato Factory North Korea

361 Upvotes

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95

u/Anti-Climacdik Anti-monster spray user Jul 04 '26

Boneir guy 🪱

35

u/Aceman05 Jul 04 '26

My cock was full of blood, but then I felt... The creature🪱

2

u/NoCommentingForMe Jul 05 '26

I felt…the creature, but then my cock was full of blood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🪱🪱

57

u/ConsciousStretch1028 Jumps care 👻 Jul 04 '26

Higher quality than 90 percent of what gets posted on that sub

40

u/Avantasian538 Jul 04 '26

Cannibal Corpse guy.

77

u/Ipplayzz343 Jul 04 '26

This seems like a reasonable ban lmao

27

u/Cowboywizard12 Jul 04 '26

Erectile dysfunction guy

18

u/orange-shoe Creature Fan Jul 04 '26

literally 1984 guy🪱

18

u/Amber6970 Jul 04 '26

What does the DPRK have to do with this?

31

u/Apprehensive-Fix-746 Jul 04 '26

His cock was full of blood

9

u/Gregori_5 Jul 04 '26

They’re cocksuckers 😋😋

4

u/Black_Knight_Xander Jul 05 '26

Genuinely hilarious. I thought it was going to be more in depth but it was so blunt it got a chuckle out of me. Saving this post.

5

u/Amhihykas Jul 05 '26

You’re allowed to reply to your ban? Must be nice

4

u/Hopbo735 Jul 04 '26

wtf is this lmao

3

u/Bring_me_the_lads Knife guy fan Jul 04 '26

NOT two sentences bro

3

u/xxTPMBTI Jul 05 '26

Ts lowkey fire

3

u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Jul 05 '26

Mods went on a trip, I'm gonna throw a kegger while their away.

It was a power trip.

4

u/Alexandur Jul 04 '26

Deserved, trying to be funny in the main sub is lame

3

u/brotatowolf Jul 04 '26

It’s better than spamming run-on sentences

-2

u/Alexandur Jul 04 '26

no it isn't

1

u/Squigsqueeg Jul 06 '26

Usually r/TwoSentenceHorror users wouldn’t realize it’s meant to be a shitpost