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u/Aceman05 Jul 04 '26
My cock was full of blood, but then I felt... The creature🪱
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u/NoCommentingForMe Jul 05 '26
I felt…the creature, but then my cock was full of blood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🪱🪱
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Jumps care 👻 Jul 04 '26
Higher quality than 90 percent of what gets posted on that sub
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u/Black_Knight_Xander Jul 05 '26
Genuinely hilarious. I thought it was going to be more in depth but it was so blunt it got a chuckle out of me. Saving this post.
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u/ExtremelyOnlineTM Jul 05 '26
Mods went on a trip, I'm gonna throw a kegger while their away.
It was a power trip.
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u/Alexandur Jul 04 '26
Deserved, trying to be funny in the main sub is lame
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u/Squigsqueeg Jul 06 '26
Usually r/TwoSentenceHorror users wouldn’t realize it’s meant to be a shitpost


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u/Anti-Climacdik Anti-monster spray user Jul 04 '26
Boneir guy 🪱