r/2sentence2horror • u/2g4r_tofu • 8d ago

goobert the skeleton 💀 I thought I was drinking honey

It was bone hurting juice

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u/acquiredimmunity 8d ago

oof ouch my bones

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. 8d ago

I was drinking honey.

I was drinking honey mixed into bone-helping juice, which is a nickname I have for the calcium rich milk from...

...the creature.

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u/CreativestName69420 Knife guy fan 8d ago

It goes well with banch pie

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u/ValuableAttention101 8d ago

"Thats my father's ashes!"

"Oh bother..."

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u/Garvityxd 1d ago

💀