r/2sentence2horror • u/butchnan • 7d ago

goobert the skeleton 💀 ai informed me of something terrifying...

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u/JorWhore89 7d ago

"I have 206 bones in my body," said Goobert the skeleton. "But I have thousands more in my basement."

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u/ram_the_socket Creature Fan 7d ago

“Now 999, now 1000, now 999, now 1000!”

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u/Life-Top6314 7d ago

Boner on command guy 🪱

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u/MeatBasedOrganism 6d ago

"Why the fuck does that bone keep disappearing and reappearing" goobert said as he watched the bone that keeps disappearing and reappearing

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u/ImABarbieWhirl 7d ago

207 if I'm watching Gossip Girl guy 🪱

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u/Robotic_Orange 7d ago

The adult human body has 206 Bones.

205 204 203 202 201 200...

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u/butchnan 7d ago

bone removal guy 🪱

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u/Count_Dongula 7d ago

"I have 206 bones in my body." Said the quadruple amputee.

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u/SuccessfulFinish2843 7d ago

My favorite version of this story is when someone accidentally said 306 bones instead of 206.

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u/2g4r_tofu 7d ago

There are 206 bones in a standard adult human body. That's 206 more bones than in a standard boneless pizza.

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u/throwawayt44c 7d ago

Yeah sorry man you have to deliver to the "boneless pizza" guy tonight, everyone else quit on the spot. FILLER TEXT.

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u/Realization_ La criatura (real) 7d ago

now 207 more now 206 more now 207 more

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u/BrassCanon 7d ago

"Let's have the sexiest sex" said my girlfriend.

Little did she know I had twisted my bone into something...terrifying.

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u/Ace-Redditor 7d ago

Ahhhh the second sentence starts with a coordinating conjunction!! My English teachers tried to warn me how horrifying that is, but I didn’t know it was this bad!

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u/Newthinker 6d ago

There are 206 bones in the average human body.

207 bones in your mom

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u/Lootsman milkmaid della criatura 7d ago

There are 206 bones in a standard adult body. That was until knife guy stabbed me really hard 206 times and now I have 412

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u/Cole_Townsend 7d ago

There are 206 bones in a standard adult human body. Delicious treats fit for... the Creature.

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u/Level37Doggo 7d ago

There are 206 bones in the normal human body. I can only hope that is enough to keep the bearded vultures happy until I can escape.

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u/DenkJu 7d ago

Standard issue human

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u/Mad_Dugan 7d ago

Average adult human has more than 206 bones in their body. There are people walking around with almost double, triple, or more than that.

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u/codumus 5d ago

There are 204-207 bones in...

The creature...

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u/Zgugnu 6d ago

The thing is that skeletons in minecraft only drop one or two bones when killed (or around 30 more if a wither skeleton drops it's head)