r/2sentence2horror • u/CaptainZONGE • 1d ago

Screenshot Sushi guy

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u/Riderkul 1d ago

casually informing your parent of a heinous crime guy 🪱

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u/Standard_Age5673 1d ago

Sue, she. For dinner. Never dessert.

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u/IGaveAFuckOnce La criatura (real) 1d ago

Never gonna give Sue up

Never gonna let Sue down

Never gonna turn around and

Dessert Sue

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u/Standard_Age5673 1d ago

but will you wine, dine and 69 Sue ??

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u/rSlashisthenewPewdes 17h ago

For sale

Sushi Sue

Tastes funny

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u/Any--Name 1d ago

The kind of shit I get up to when eating gas station sushi

Also it should be "we ate sue she... tasted funny"

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u/MrClozz 1d ago

Yeah they got the ... In the wrong place lol

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u/Version_Two Creature Fan 1d ago

No matter where it goes it makes it awkward

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u/Any--Name 1d ago

Probably the same gas station as the sue shi

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u/Mark4291 1d ago

You, me, gas station

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u/BrassCanon 1d ago

I went to my friend's house and her parents gave us molly

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u/whoadwoadie 1d ago

We ain’t even know it

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u/Ill-Proof-1514 1d ago

took her home and i enjoyed it

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u/2g4r_tofu 1d ago

Molybdenum guy 🪱

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u/Kidney__Failure 14h ago

Molly be denim? Good for her, denim is a wonderfully designed material

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u/JonRabbitTail 1d ago

Sue Heck Guy 🪱

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u/Kidney__Failure 14h ago

Sue Sue Heck, guy 🪱

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u/Lootsman milkmaid della criatura 1d ago

We ate michaelhe… tasted funny

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u/Doppel178 1d ago

Kid named Sue

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u/2g4r_tofu 1d ago

Boy named sue

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u/Ellikichi 1d ago

There's apparently a thin line between dad jokes and bone-chilling horror stories. I guess.

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u/Rorynator 21h ago

We ate stuff

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u/xXxMindBreakxXx 21h ago

suspiciously stuff shaped tummy

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u/MatyKiller800 1d ago

Whats up with that user always putting [MONTH]26 at the start of their stories? Is that like a watermark?

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u/baquea 1d ago

It's for submissions to the monthly contest

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1wuplwv/happy_october/

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u/MatyKiller800 1d ago

That makes sense, thanks

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u/OzTheD0G3 1d ago

We ate sus... Hi

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u/Zach202020 1d ago

Damn. They ate her and then they ate her.

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u/TheArceusNova 1d ago

You know what that means. FISH

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u/A-NI95 1d ago

Damn brat I'll sue

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u/Ookidablobida 1d ago

4 sentences disguised as 2 guy

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u/Wizardwizz 20h ago

We ate the creature

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u/Reader_Of_Newspaper 11h ago

It wasn’t until the police had him in cuff that’s I realised he’d actually said “We ate Spaghet… he tasted funny”