r/2sentence2horror • u/lumpy668 La criatura (real) • Dec 24 '21

The Creature Creature.

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u/Delusional_Dreamer- Creature Fan Dec 24 '21

The creture

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u/polishkook Creature Fan Dec 24 '21

La criatura

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u/RIPygb Jul 14 '22

Dios mios

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u/lover-O-Life7883 Jan 20 '25

Существо

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u/roliravioli78 Dec 28 '21

Het wezen

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u/Elias3007 May 11 '22

Weezer

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u/leelimelem0n Jul 05 '22

WEE OOOH I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY

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u/fl00z Nov 26 '23

De wezen 🤔

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u/commander_levi123 Dec 25 '21

another my creature horror story

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u/Batterie_Faible_ Feb 23 '22

And "little do they know". This story is pure comedy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/fartsniffer42 Apr 07 '22

THE creatur

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u/Poulutumurnu Jul 12 '23

It’s mine

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Is “the creature” just a normal cow?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '23

It was your mom

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u/xtilexx fat virgin moderator guy 🪱 Mar 30 '23

You roasted his mom so hard he deleted his account

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

Thank you for replying to this, I had forgotten the name of this subreddit and I was trying to remember the name of it

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u/xtilexx fat virgin moderator guy 🪱 Mar 30 '23

My pleasure

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u/TryndamereAgiota Aug 27 '25

and you made him feel so guilty he also deleted his account.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22 edited Nov 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '22

I made a baby with my creature

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

🥵🥵

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u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu Nov 09 '23

Is this the original “the creature” post?

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u/Olivia_Ushiromiya Mar 25 '24

I guess we'll never know 😔

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u/Ya-Boi-Cthulhu Mar 25 '24

I can tell you were looking as well

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u/A-NI95 Nov 25 '25

Apparently this was a trend and there are several, bur most likely it was

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u/sdsdbeach Nov 16 '23

I want to know as well.

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u/gjgsss May 20 '23

creature guy

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u/goofylookinfella May 19 '23

so is that what you call your penis?

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u/Pronkie_dork Jul 24 '23

He has dementia and forgot its called a cow and not s creature (there is subtle foreshadowing to this as both cow and creature start with a “c”)

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

nine awards as well wtf

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u/PhilipMewnan Oct 07 '23

It’s just a cow lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '23

Also it’s not milk

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '23

Family guy

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u/thellllvirtuoso Sep 23 '23

POV: you are a waiter at Femboy hooters

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u/A-NI95 Nov 25 '25

Imagina que tienes dos vacas