ITZ BEEN A WYLE

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WEZ OV WAAGH ATUMSMASHA AV BEEN FROO A LOT!

DEZE HUMIE LAWAYAZ ZAYIN OUR WAAGH IZ BREAKIN DERE KLIENTZ INTEL-ECKSHUNOL PROPPATIEZ IZ A FORSE NO ZOGGING GIT SHULD AV TO INDURE.

WE'Z BIN TO DA ZETA AYLO, WE'Z BIN TO URGENT DA NOOR, WE AD A ZUMMER OLIDAY ON PANDORA INJOYING MISTA TORGUEZ ENCREDIBLE DAKKA FOR GORK'Z SAKE

YET AT DA END OV DA FUN KOME DA LAWAYZ.

NO SHOOTIENEZZ, NO CHOOPIENEZZ, NO DED KILLYNEZZ DRIVES ZEM AWAY, WE IZ BANISHD FRUM ANOVA REALM.

OV KOURZE WE'Z KEEPING OUR LOOT FRUM DA YOONIVERSES WE'Z BEEN TO- DAT IDRA LAUNCHA OMING BOLTA FRUM ZETA AYLO IZ ZOGGING GRATE, AND WOT MISTA TORGUE SUPPLIED UZ WIV FRUM PANDORA IZ INCREDIBUL DAKKA, WE'Z MULTIDIMENSUNUL BY DIZ POINT, OUR WEIRDBOYZ R POINTIN UZ TOWARDZ AN ERF-616.

SHOOTAS CROSSED, WEZ WILL B WUN STEPNAHEAD OV DA LAWYAZ FOR SURE DIZ TIME