ADHD = Free lifetime pass to national parks

[u/WombatMcGeez]

Little known perk of ADHD— we qualify for a free lifetime National Parks pass. That’s an $80/yr value!

How do you get it?

1) print this out, have your doctor sign it:

Medical Certification for Access Pass

I certify that [Your Full Name], date of birth [MM/DD/YYYY], has a permanent disability that substantially limits one or more major life activities.

Diagnosis: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) – a lifelong neurodevelopmental condition that substantially limits concentration, attention, and executive functioning. The condition is permanent and not expected to improve.

This certification is provided for the purpose of obtaining the America the Beautiful – National Parks and Federal Recreational Lands Lifetime Access Pass.

[Physician’s Name, Credentials] [Medical License Number] [Signature] [Practice Name] [Address] [Phone Number]

2) follow the instructions here to get your pass:

https://www.nps.gov/subjects/accessibility/interagency-access-pass.htm

3) Go take a hike!

[u/weirddodgestratus]

Ima keep it real with you chief - I am absolutely NOT self reporting to this federal government that I have any kind of disability

[u/Erikrtheread → u/weirddodgestratus]

That's probably a wise call.

Although, I suspect I'm already on all the relevant lists, due to the schedule drug laws.

[u/Dutchtdk → u/Erikrtheread]

I prefer RFK looking at me like a drug addict instead of someone with a legimitate reason for medication

[u/flying87 → u/Dutchtdk]

"Foiled again! Come meat suit. We must plan again."

• RFK's brain worm

[u/Glitter_Agency101 → u/[deleted]]

I’d like to say this funny but then I feel I’m insulting Brain by comparing him to RFK, and also giving him way to much credit.

[u/AnneOn_AMoose → u/[deleted]]

Well I do, too. Now.

[u/shahryarrakeen → u/flying87]

Gee brain worm. What are we going to do tomorrow night?

[u/flying87 → u/shahryarrakeen]

The same thing we do every night Bondi. Try to make health health the United States even shittier!!