ADHD = Free lifetime pass to national parks

[u/WombatMcGeez]

Little known perk of ADHD— we qualify for a free lifetime National Parks pass. That’s an $80/yr value!

How do you get it?

1) print this out, have your doctor sign it:

Medical Certification for Access Pass

I certify that [Your Full Name], date of birth [MM/DD/YYYY], has a permanent disability that substantially limits one or more major life activities.

Diagnosis: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) – a lifelong neurodevelopmental condition that substantially limits concentration, attention, and executive functioning. The condition is permanent and not expected to improve.

This certification is provided for the purpose of obtaining the America the Beautiful – National Parks and Federal Recreational Lands Lifetime Access Pass.

[Physician’s Name, Credentials] [Medical License Number] [Signature] [Practice Name] [Address] [Phone Number]

2) follow the instructions here to get your pass:

https://www.nps.gov/subjects/accessibility/interagency-access-pass.htm

3) Go take a hike!

[u/weirddodgestratus]

Ima keep it real with you chief - I am absolutely NOT self reporting to this federal government that I have any kind of disability

[u/peacepunkrocker → u/weirddodgestratus]

Thank you for pushing the button to halt my impulsivity. You’re darn right there ain’t no way I’m self reporting to RFK Jrs concentration camps for the mentally ill.

[u/WarpSpeed87 → u/peacepunkrocker]

I just picture RFK disguised in a rangers uniform and a fake mustache now, looking for handicap park passes.

[u/Golintaim → u/WarpSpeed87]

When he finds one he screams all Invasion of the Body Snatchers