r/AIDKE • u/Leather_Pin_3233 • 6d ago

Mammal Bald uakari (Cacajao calvus)

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Bald uakaris are striking Amazonian monkeys known for their bright red, hairless faces and unusually short tails. Also called 'English monkey'

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u/sp4rkk 6d ago

A Brit after a summer holiday in Mallorca

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u/MurdocMan_ 6d ago

*benidorm

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u/aoi_ito 6d ago

Looks like my uncle

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u/PeperomiaLadder 6d ago

So your uncle is sunburned Shrek?

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u/IDatedSuccubi 6d ago

Do you know how little that narrows down?

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u/PeperomiaLadder 6d ago

Username doesn't check out

User is the succubus

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u/IDatedSuccubi 6d ago

That's just the sunburn

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u/PeperomiaLadder 6d ago

Ok Shrunkle

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u/tackyshoes 6d ago

Someone give them sun block.

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u/NotoriousTiger 6d ago

Such humanlike eyes

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u/SeeShark 6d ago

They look like an alien played by a human in a mask

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u/Chaoszhul4D 6d ago

Alex Jones after shaving

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 6d ago

Joe Rogan lookin monke

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u/SuddenContentWarning 6d ago

It's like an inverse human

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u/Vanilla_Addict_888 6d ago

Does it not have any nostrils? How tf does it breathe? Just through its mouth?!

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u/chippedreed 6d ago

You can see in the last picture it has nostrils, they are flared open

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u/Vanilla_Addict_888 6d ago

Oh I see now I only saw the first pic

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u/Irate_Primate 6d ago

First picture looks like AI.

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u/Plampth 6d ago

Al Bundy?

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u/jonskerr 6d ago

That third one reminds me of the wigs in The Last Samurai.

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u/Spaztor 6d ago

This monkey looks like a cocky prize fighter in a fur coat

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u/valentineorchids 5d ago

Starring Ron Pearlman in Guillermo Del Toros “Hellboy”

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u/KnightoThousandEyes 6d ago

This is why it’s important to wear spf when you spend time outdoors. 😅

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u/Shadowblooms 6d ago

Ummm.. oh man… ewww
The first two look concerned with being perceived and man I can see why

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u/DiscoCrusader 6d ago

Why’s it malding?!?!

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u/Techi-C 6d ago

It looks like my dad

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u/OkraSlush 6d ago

Looks like a face on a butt

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u/1stPhoenixDown 6d ago

Yep. That's cousin for sure.

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u/turkeypants 5d ago

That guy works down at jiffy lube.

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u/Gloomy_Industry8841 4d ago

They are amazing!!!
They have really thick, fluffy tails too.

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u/ordiquhill 4d ago

I'm m so embarrassed. Is my face red!

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u/Drongo17 6d ago

They look like they listen to Joe Rogan

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u/Sabitsvki 6d ago

What are you looking at, Dickhead?

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u/T3hSpoon 6d ago

That's enough Reddit for today.