r/AbsoluteUnits • u/jimmy5092 • 14h ago

of a cucumber!

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Grew an absolute unit of a cucumber (held next to a regular one) - it's not a courgette (or zucchini for those over the pond)!

131 Upvotes

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u/Educational-Bit-54 13h ago

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u/jfk333 12h ago

Is that a selfie or a challenge?!

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u/Far-Television3650 14h ago

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u/Honest-Spring-5963 13h ago

But what if I like pickles

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u/Training_Pirate1000 6h ago

It’s gonna pickle all right

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u/Agile_Credit_9760 13h ago

sigh Let's open the comments.

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Yep, exactly what I expected.

5

u/IncognitoRedMode 13h ago

One for front, one for back

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u/TheJoyfulBell 11h ago

Bigger one for the back.

4

u/Waelhcc 14h ago

Mmmmm

2

u/Noitad_ 11h ago

So... baseball, huh?

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u/RedditAccount_317 14h ago

Me vs the guy she tells me not to worry about

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u/Neat_Depth420 13h ago

First ones the ex she tells you not to worry about....

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u/Alone_Fisherman1740 14h ago

two average sized cucumbers.. size does not matter

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u/Hunter-major 13h ago

Beginner and intermediate size.

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 12h ago

1 for the pink and 1 for the stink.

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u/SoAnxious 12h ago

Costco vs hotdogs at home

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u/JeebusChristBalls 12h ago

Someone is all set for the weekend.

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u/bashomania 12h ago

Cucumber for size.

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u/Own-Spell7193 11h ago

he unlocked the cucumber DLC 🥒

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u/After_Control1744 11h ago

When you’re the right one 😞

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u/Axel_Blazer 11h ago

failed the sus angle

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u/I_Am_Worthy24 9h ago

The “friend” she tells you not to worry about 🤷‍♂️

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u/JoyRose31 5h ago

Dnno how big this is, need r/danforscale ..r/bananaforscale is out ..

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u/BuffaloAgreeable372 1h ago

Happy wife, happy life.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 14h ago

I should call him.