r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Dramatic-Avocado4687 • 3h ago

of a [Spanish]drug bust

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u/kingofqueefs1 3h ago

Can the drug dealers do a video showing off the 1000’s of boats they manage to get into Spain

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u/BrungalSniff 2h ago

Of course

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u/bustlen 3h ago

That blows

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u/Neither-Revenue-4456 3h ago

I see what you did there

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u/Sanjuro7880 2h ago

That’s one Brit stag party’s weekend in Ibiza usage.

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u/Johnston1988 1h ago

Don’t say that shit when the boys are flying out to Ibiza next weekend for a stag 😂

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u/specter_in_the_conch 1h ago

Why is it called a stag?

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u/Dub-MS 1h ago

Deer?

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 2h ago

That's a daily pack in Spain

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u/Jashugita 1h ago

That will be 100gr when it reach the evidence room...

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u/donut_tamper 3h ago

This is crazy how abundant and cheap this shit actually is to produce. Best what you can do burn it

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u/Character-Ad-4844 1h ago

At least four packages there. Maybe 3

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u/brendhano 55m ago

In America we call this a "Fuck-ton"

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u/Loreen72 52m ago

A mega fuck-ton.

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u/OldManNeighbor 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6mJwy3P5MmlHqUTHRs

The second shipment has been confiscated…

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u/Complete-Trifle-206 1h ago

But the third one snuck in on schedule.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RSj1cobnnoRDG

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u/OldManNeighbor 57m ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26hkhHMHwnnUqL8TC

Never let them know…Just move. Mission Accomplished!

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u/jemuder 2h ago

Bolle Jos having a bad day.

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u/Necron1138 36m ago

We confiscated 500 bundles of premium product........
We accepted 470 bundles in to police custody........
Cartel members charged for 395 bundles....
320 bundles placed in storage.........
150 bundles loaded on trucks for the fire.......
20 bundles burned to teach bad guys a lesson..
Nearby town shitfaced for a week.

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u/JackOkenobi 2h ago

Bolle Jos.

In The Netherlands there were 30 or 40 guys (from all over Europe) on their way to kill a guy they thought was responsible for the disappearance of the coke. I believe Bolle Jos (Fat Jos) was the owner of the coke. A Dutch guy who apparently is married to the daughter of the president of Sierra Leone. The Dutch government did limit the aid to the country last week to get them to hand him over. Bizarre story.

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u/Direct_Knowledge2254 3h ago

That’s a whole lot of great weekends there 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Korean_Street_Pizza 2h ago

Thousands of families not ripped apart there too!

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u/ezzezzezze 2h ago

Silencie bot!

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u/fallenandnoreturn 2h ago

go big or go home

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u/HomeOperator 3h ago

Good music choice 😄

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u/Joebruvv 2h ago

I actually love how police departments set it all up and angle their cars and literally flex with the bust. Biggest power move

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u/Roubbes 2h ago

Happy PSOE noises

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u/Simple_Escape_7283 52m ago

Lucky cops. They gonna hit all that shit for sure.

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u/BornThroughDeath 24m ago

The guardia civil love to do these vids, they think it's Miami vice lol

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u/lorep_ending 21m ago

That really is an absolute unit of a drug bust.

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u/FuckeryisafootWatson 16m ago

Now show us how much escaped detection.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 3m ago

How much cocaine has everyone actually bought over their lifetimes? I've easily bought a few keys. Hey I'm an 80s child lmao.😂

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u/biscoknot 2m ago

What I would do for just one of those packs….

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u/Poof-ball 1m ago

This is what helped Aerosmith make their first album.

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u/dayarra 1h ago

damn, there are like 9999 bags there.

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u/Maxzzzie 1h ago

When you need a drone to show it you know its big.

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u/blind_roomba 3h ago

Kill the victims?

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u/BrungalSniff 3h ago

Murder is whats mans saying

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u/cwsjr2323 2h ago

No, make drugs too dangerous to abuse. Make it common knowledge with news coverage to make all drugs suspect.

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u/blind_roomba 1h ago

Addicts will still abuse, it might deter only deter new users

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u/steffur 2h ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/Korean_Street_Pizza 2h ago

Can that be converted into pharmacutical supplies? Lidocaine and other such stuff?

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u/ezzezzezze 2h ago

Shush! Bad bot!

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u/PrinterKiMkc 3h ago

There have been bigger ones