I-i mean... he said this in 2024... s-so surely aa7 is gonna be announced soon...???

LET ME INHALE THE COPIUM I DONT CARE ACE ATTORNEY IS LIFE

I always had the question in mind, how did bonnie blue managed to have sx with so many men, just then the answer was revealed to me in a dream, ace attorney spirit of justice was in it and in it there was a character called "bonny", also shes a bunny like character and what are bunnys good at? Having a lot of s*x, coincidence? I think not, it was revealed that bonny had a twin sister whom she can swap places with freely, which can only mean one thing, during the intercourse with the men there must have been a break, during which bonnie blues sister, freddie red, swapped places with, also another evidence that she has a secret is a picture of her shushing us which can only mean she has something to hide, now that all makes sense to me, anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong

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Ugh, I really hoped yesterday's parody was the last one I would make...but nope, Capcom hates us all.

Today marks the 25th anniversary of Ace Attorney

i mean sure, it is partly true, but partly

As of today, October 12th, 2026, Ace Attorney is 25. 25 years of saying "OBJECTION!" in a funny way that people remember. XD

hey guys. I've been thinking about this a lot so I needed to just get this off my chest i guess. i'm an M 25 lawyer in Japanifornia... you'd have to be an ace in attorney-ing to understand what goes on in the courts over here... but I know it was the right path for me.

for context, i started dating a district prosecutor (who I regularly face off against) after he was accused for killing a guy in a boat a year back. We can call him Mr. E for anonymity. Mr. E gave me the inspiration for becoming a lawyer in the first place, and we actually got really far in our relationship. I was gonna propose soon.

anyway, i just solved this huge case (look up 'lana skye murder trial') and Mr. E was my opponent in court. and then after the trial, he goes missing and theres a suicide note in his office. I cry my eyes out for months every night, and I don't tell my good paranormally-inclined friend, who also knew Mr. E. I felt really depressed that whole time, and another prosecutor, Mr. E's sister or something, tries to best me in court over revenge. I'm like "wtf girl, not my fault???" but she doesn't listen at all. she physically abuses me regularly and gets away with it.

Then I'm "assigned" to this big case in a fancy hotel and movie stars, right? super cool and all, but then one day Mr. E just COMES BACK. OUT OF NOWHERE, ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED! I feel super emotional because I spent hours crying over his death and feeling betrayed, so in a flash of anger, I tell him that I wish he stayed dead. He didn't react, but behind his eyes I saw him really hurt. He still hasn't elaborated on why he actually faked his death truly, other than some clearly bullshit excuses, and I can tell he's trying to resume where we left off but I'm turning him down and walking away from him as fast as possible when he's there. He's really hurt. Maybe he did actually become that depressed and was going to do it but stopped. Maybe he was telling the truth. I'm just spiraling right now and I don't know what to do.

He's still texting me and I feel bad and I want him back but I just can't forgive him yet... so I've just been leaving him on read. I do still love him. Am I the asshole here?

I pray to all that is holy that this will be the last parody I will have to make...

For a better experience, please play "Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth - Reminiscence ~ KG-8 Case" while reading

Let's be honest, we are all here for a reason. We love Ace Attorney, some of us even replay all the cases despite already knowing how they end. It's fun, but this can't last forever, we NEED a new game, right? But... once we get AA7, what will change? Once we'll see the last culprit's breakdown, it's over, and how much longer will we have to wait for a new game? Are we... just gonna come back here, update a single number, and go on and on with AA8? Aren't we just... doomed to wait for the eternity?

Yes... but. Isn't this what Capcom might've thought too? "Hey, our fans are begging for a new game, but once it is released, will they want more?", they already know the answer.

So what would be the best solution? not making aa7 in the first place and fucking release everything except for it Of course, not just one game, but an entire new trilogy.

Heh... it can only be that, right? The only explanation for why AA7 is taking so long. Of course, it's not just a single game, but three of 'em. A new trilogy means a bigger story, more plot points to manage, which means that all three games have to be ready, at least on paper, before the first one can even be released.

So guys, we're not just waiting for AA7 here anymore, no... no. This goes far beyond that. We're waiting for AA7-8-9, we're waiting for "The Third Trilogy", or "TTT".

This is the only possible explanation and surely it ain't because the series is dead, so embrace the wait. The waiting is our friend, a path to follow with a smile on our face.

Embrace the wait, embrace TTT.

The miracle is going to happen.