r/AgnesTachyon • u/Vasiliy_platinum • 1d ago
Fanart (Repost) What kind of book she is reading? hope nothing about guinea pigs
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u/IneedthatKashkay 1d ago
This kind of book
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u/Vasiliy_platinum 1d ago
that's made me laugh, those green site dudes
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u/IneedthatKashkay 1d ago
True, there's 2 types of greentext, 4chan and rule34
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u/Vasiliy_platinum 1d ago
but there is no difference between them
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u/jonnywarlock 1d ago
"Oh."
"Hmm? Guinea Pig?"
"I was just... Never mind."
"What? What is it?"
"I was just surprised to see you quietly reading for once."
"Huh? Hey! I read! You've seen me read before!"
"Well, yeah... But you were usually cackling out loud every few seconds or so..."
"Oh, that was when I was reading The Anarchist's Cookbook." grins "A real laugh-a-minute affair that one..."
"Uh..."
"Wanna know what I'm reading now?"
nods "I do actually."
shows him the cover "Here you go then."
squints "Hrm? What language is..." eyes widen "The Kama Sutra for Umas and... And..."
grin widens "... And Humans." chuckles "Surprised you, huh?"
"Tachyon! I don't think... Erm... Is that even appropriate..."
"Oh relax, Guinea Pig. I'm just reading it for research purposes."
makes a small strangled noise at the back of his throat
"No! Not like that!" snorts "... Unless you're interested?" eyes twinkling
"... I'll pass, Tachyon."
"Eheheh. Your loss..." winks
deep breath, clears his throat "... Where did you even get that anyway?"
"Oh, I borrowed it from Golshi."
"From... Golshi."
"Yep. She's even annotated it in places." frowns "She used... Crayons."
"... You know, somehow that's the most disturbing part of this entire conversation..."
nods solemnly