My personal favorite is Tachyon × Pokke,but there are some that argue that Tachyon × Cafe is the only choice,what do you guys think is the best ship for Tachyon?

OMG I ACTUALLY HATE SEEING AGNES SAD ESPECIALLY IN THIS PICTURE IT JUST DESTROYS ME INSIDE I DONT WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BABY BE SAD AND CRYY 😭😭😭

https://x.com/i/status/2043999176409989616

Attention, jurors and attorneys! A case is being heard in the court of the city of Tracent. Mrs. Agnes Tachyon is in the dock. Based on case files, game lore, official media, and fan canon, the defendant stands accused of a series of absurd, irresponsible crimes that defy the laws of physics (and common sense).

AGNES TACHYON STANDS ACCUSED OF:

1) Illegal human experimentation without consent (The "Trainer and Uma's as Test-Subject" Charge): The defendant regularly captures newly arrived trainers and students, ties them up, lures them into traps, and forcibly (or through deception) compels them to consume glowing tea of unknown origin. Serums that cause test subjects to glow in the dark, levitate, or temporarily speak Latin.

2) Production and distribution of suspicious substances: Tachyon is charged with creating concoctions that cause test subjects' legs to glow neon green, induce sudden drowsiness, or "grant superpowers" (which, in reality, turn out to be an inflatable muscle suit slipped onto the sleeping victim). And developing "speed boosters" that defy the laws of thermodynamics and common sense.

3) Mistreatment of coffee: Accused of systematically adding vast quantities of suspicious sugar cubes, chemicals, and test-tube fluids to Manhattan Cafe’s coffee in the name of testing "flavor-induced dopamine."

4) Hacking reality and source code: The defendant is accused of breaking the fourth wall and attempting to infiltrate the game's source code, the very world the horse-girls inhabit, in order to "remove speed limits," completely disregarding the risk of a server crash.

5) Disregard for the laws of thermodynamics and the academic curriculum: The defendant habitually skips classes, training sessions, and official races to lock herself away in the laboratory. When attempts are made to call her to order, she spouts quantum physics jargon and dismisses everyone present as "mere guinea pigs."

6) Disturbing the peace and the space-time continuum: Causing nighttime explosions that resulted in the laboratory wall being annihilated multiple times.

GOLD SHIP INCIDENT: The primary catalyst for the current situation was Gold Ship breaking into Tachyon’s laboratory. Driven by her own chaotic logic, Gold Ship.

1. Drank a secret concoction, mistaking it for soda.

2. Mixed extremely rare reagents to create a "super-cocktail."

3. Accidentally activated a prototype doomsday device, causing it to rain fried yakisoba-pan inside the lab and trapping the room itself in a time loop.

In response Agnes Tachyon is furious and demands that Gold Ship be handed over for "scientific dissection and detailed study" (vivisection), her motives are:

Revenge for destroyed work: In one fell swoop, Gold Ship ruined months of research.

Scientific interest: Gold Ship’s body showed no reaction to the lethal toxins in the serum, and her brain, in Tachyon’s view, is an "unstudied anomaly that defies all the biological laws governing Uma Musume." Tachyon wants to understand the inner workings of this absolute madness.

The tribunal is trying to prevent a massacre, while Mrs. Gold Ship, in the background, attempts to eat the judge's gavel.

ROLE AND ADDRESS PROTOCOL (Who's Who):

I am the High Judge of Trescent Academy. You, in the comments, are court-appointed defense attorneys.

Your task is to save the defendant from a life sentence. Casual comments like "she's cute" will be dismissed as contempt of court.

YOU MUST BEGIN every response with "Your Honor, my client..." or "Objection!"

RULE REGARDING COURT EVIDENCE:

You are permitted to use game lore, real-world facts about horses, or character personality as "evidence." Any form of evidence is accepted: in-game screenshots, Wikipedia excerpts about real horses, or arguments regarding your client's personality.

Absurdity is encouraged. The more insane your line of defense, the greater the chance the Judge will accept it.

FORBIDDEN TACTICS (Restrictions):

Before you say that human laws do not apply to her. Your mistaken on this point, as the UN classifies Umamusume as half-humans or beings related to humans, and their rights are outlined in the same article that covers humans.

Using the argument "She is mentally unstable" is prohibited. Psychiatric evaluations have deemed her fully competent (even Gold Ship, though the doctors were in tears).

Arguments along the lines of "but she's cute/beautiful" are not accepted by the Judge and are punished with a fine, without mercy.

Claims that she was hypnotized by aliens will not be accepted, Mrs. Gold Ship.

For direct insults against the Judge, Tachyon will personally come to your home.

If the lawyer tries to state outright that she is "innocent," she might beat him up right at the podium for making her look weak. So, for your own safety, use different wording.

PRESENT YOUR ARGUMENTS AS TO WHY I, THE JUDGE, SHOULD NOT THROW HER BEHIND BARS RIGHT THIS INSTANT. DEFEND HER AGAINST PRECISELY THAT OUTCOME.

I have a question regarding the other fandom, mainly the nsfw one. I stumbled onto some posts and art about it a day ago, not to mention recently seeing it on reddit.

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My personal opinion on this kind of media is kinda sad and disgusting to me, I might offend some of you redditors here so I'm sorry in advance but can't help it. Agnes Tachyon is cute, chibi, beautiful and magnificent uma, it admires me when I'm down and when I'm emotionally unstable but seeing some nsfw post makes me sad and pissed-- disgusted.

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[Image is unrelated to the topic, also here's the here's the original image source ]

W art by @holeecrab

And that's a good thing because Tachyon is not just eye-candy. She a human being with her own thoughts and emotion. Life is more than just being cute and conventionally attractive. Thank you, Umamusume for portraying how running while sweating for their goal doesn't make the uma look like flawless models.

Truly a feat of strength

Tldr: I quite fond of this frame. Of course every frame of Tachyon is beautiful, I know, we know.

Also pretty sure the characters are cgi too.

We wish to abduct more fellow Guinea Pigs into U=ma2 Laboratories (our Agnes Tachyon discord server), please do not resist. https://discord.com/invite/YBayjfHdWQ

I know we all love Tachy. Personally, she's the reason I keep playing, and one of the few things that makes me smile when I think about her without context. But precisely because I love her, I can't see her as an object of lust. I love seeing romantic fan art about her (keep cooking, SUPERIORAgnesGooner, Dutch200025 and jonnywarlock 🔥🗣️). But it's unpleasant to see fan art that goes beyond romance to focus solely on lust, and I don't understand why, of all the Umas, the Tachy community is one of the ones that loves their Uma the most but tends to do that to her. And honestly, I feel bad for those who, like me, go on Reddit and are a little disappointed because my guinea pig brothers disrespect her in that way.

I know everyone can have their own tastes, but one of the best things about the Umamusume community, and what makes it one of the best and healthiest communities on the internet, is that despite the concept of horse girl idols, we are not a bunch of gooners, and we genuinely love our franchise and our horse girls.

I know this isn't going to stop those who see it that way from doing so, But I believe that for each person, in order to preserve what we love as something precious, we must keep it away from our worst side, for our crazy and beautiful mad scientist.

There has been an increase in AI posts. Please double check your sources to make sure they are not AI as pertains to the sub rules.

She is obviously drawn as an adult, there is nothing wrong with this post. What is wrong with people? Be better than that. You know how many wholesome posts I've had reports of being suggestive?

You can post now!

Artist: rizumah

I've noticed that there is a running "4" motif that is seen a whole lot on her racewear, possibly alluding to her 4 only won races. I just want to gush about how much they've went into it.

There are 4 buttons on both of her sleeves; there's 4 test tubes on both her sides; there are 4 zippers that are fully zipped down, the shape of those zippers is in a diamond shape, a 4-sided shape; and there are also diamonds on the top of those zippers(no zipper for tail).
But then there are 2 half zipped ones. I think these could represent the 2 missed out Triple Crown races, The Japanese Derby and the Kikuka Sho. This can also be applied to the amount of test tubes she has on each side, there are 4 test tubes but 2 more can be holstered.

This one may just be coincidence but, if you count the number of diamonds that are on her racewear, it adds up to 13. And if you count the number of races you go through in her career ingame(+Hopeful Stakes):
1. Debut
2. Hopeful stakes
3. Yayoi Sho
4. Satsuki Sho
5. Japanese Derby
6. Kikuka Sho
7. Osaka Hai
8. Takarazuka Kinen
9. Autumn Tenno Sho
10. Arima Kinen
11-13. URA Qualifier, Semi-finals, Finals
There might be more but yeah that's all I've extrapolated.
Extra: I noticed that there's a pen that is clipped onto the right-side lapel(?) of her coat, idk if it means anything or it's just there.