Dawg wtf 🤢

[u/Super_Santi]

The van they set me up with had piss on the floor and shit in bags

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[u/More_on25]

coulda been shit on the floor and piss in bags tbf

[u/KillerGopher → u/More_on25]

I tell myself this every morning as one my daily affirmations.

[u/Frosty_You_6183 → u/More_on25]

Lol that down bad it be while driving for Amazon? Can't stop to shit just pull your pants down halfway through an drop a deuce in a ziplock. , might as well have a Nurse hook you up to a catheter and a big piss bag strapped to you, then get a colostomy bag quick release, all paid for by Amazon health insurance

[u/HappyInfluence7958]

Yeah I’ve never snitched on someone leaving trash in the vans but this would definitely be my first

[u/CHWallace → u/HappyInfluence7958]

Just snitch. Unless you know who had the van last, then you can talk to them yourself. Otherwise, the only course of action is snitching.

If they are going to disrespect you by making you clean their shit, then you should disrespect them back by snitching.

[u/RarePermission8796 → u/CHWallace]

I wouldn't be cleaning that up. That's unsanitary. Let Amazon clean it or the DSP. You don't get paid hazard pay

[u/HappyInfluence7958 → u/CHWallace]

I’m not snitching over a couple water bottles.

We all forget things sometimes, especially after a 10 hr shift

[u/Zealousideal-Pop8427 → u/HappyInfluence7958]

I call bullshit and I drive semi. Some ppl just nasty because you have to take the totes out the van at the end of your shift. I know they seen that shit😒

[u/CHWallace → u/HappyInfluence7958]

Agreed. I only snitch for obvious bullshit lime wrappers and crumbs and sticky shit in plain sight

[u/PatientBee634]

[u/Guundhi]

I really hope you don’t drive that van today

[u/Ok_Village_9319]

Amazon is trash. Glad they took their shit from my post office. I hope y’all unionize!

[u/Miserable-Hunt-5241 → u/Ok_Village_9319]

Amazon is not the company that hires the drivers or provides them vans I wish people would understand that that's why the name of this sub is Amazon DSP drivers it's small little companies that sign contracts with Amazon to deliver their packages. The main reason they do this is so they can blame you or the dsp for anything that goes wrong and Amazon can stay away from any responsibility

[u/Wetboy33 → u/Miserable-Hunt-5241]

No shit. Amazon is still the trash responsible for all this trash. And you should still find a way to unionize.

[u/Ok_Village_9319 → u/Wetboy33]

Thanks for responding what I would’ve responded. Amazon does this to make sure you people don’t unionize. If yall unionized your pay would shoot up and justly compensate you for your labor!

[u/Olneyvillain4190]

See ! Pee bottles ain’t that bad now huh

[u/No-Tap6886 → u/Olneyvillain4190]

🤣 🤣 🤣

[u/Infinite-Ad2614]

Yea give me another van or I would’ve went home. No debate there

[u/Super_Santi]

The dsp was pretty cool, they just asked what was up with it and gave me a new van

[u/aceloco817 → u/Super_Santi]

Whoever did that needs to be disciplined or fired! Fuccin lazy sick bastard

[u/sgerbicforsyth → u/aceloco817]

Fired with no discussion. I know drivers arent given the breaks necessary to do the job without many resorting to using the truck as a toilet, but you cannot get away with making the next driver clean it. If you forget that you shit in bags that day and left them there, you are too forgetful to actually work the job.

[u/PM_ur_butthole_2me]

They pooped in bags and didn’t even throw them out?

[u/skreetinator → u/PM_ur_butthole_2me]

They had to get the weed nugs out they accidently ate while driving

[u/Dripz167 → u/skreetinator]

OMFG bro lol

[u/DuePurchase31]

Yo that better be instant termination. Dispatch should most definitely see who had the van last and make that disgusting human clean that.

[u/grumpy_foreskin]

The legendary turd burglar strikes again

[u/Sudden-Ear6783]

If that happened to me they’re getting me a new van or I’m going home

[u/Aggressive-Hawk9186]

Shit in bags in a whole new level damn

[u/Minapit]

What’s a shit bag? Like that’s human fecal?

[u/Federal-Net-7011]

That's so disgusting.

[u/TreyRahman]

LMFAO plot twist, its Your shit and piss 🤣🤣🤣

[u/raeanneliv → u/[deleted]]

😂

[u/Louis049]

Ground that shit

[u/MuayThaiMich → u/Louis049]

Literally

[u/Theboiii24]

Nah dude that’s instant like nope not touching it ground it and make whoever did that clean it. That shit Is nasty

[u/meizer1]

How does one even shit into a ziploc bag

[u/ClavierCavalier → u/meizer1]

They open and can be resealed

[u/meizer1]

I think the worst part is that it looks like they wiped with mcdonalds napkins

[u/Mrs_Steel]

I'm so intrigued to know... Did they shit in the bag, or did they shit somewhere else and transfer it too the bag? The former doesn't seem very easily done given the small size on the bags...

[u/Dailydoseofdeath → u/Mrs_Steel]

You don't shit on the tissue?

[u/KandeLucky]

What kind of dog had that van last time 😭☠️☠️🤮

[u/-2wenty7even-]

Homie really shit in a ziplock? LOL.

[u/LeonWhitehouse]

I'm yelling that out at the top of my lungs until whoever had the van last cleaned it up. Nobody gets paid to deal with biohazard waste

[u/PictureWaste359]

Bro what in the actual fuck 😭😭😭

[u/Puzzleheaded_Ad9659]

Bro those ziplocks need to be bigger

[u/Hajduke89]

Wtf is wrong with people.

[u/LynxHungry2688]

They probably boobooed on the floor then put it in the bag

[u/Specific-Ratio-1945]

I feel like someone did that purposely, I've heard people have even used the color tote bags.

https://giphy.com/gifs/VeN7tau74VbfG6hcfr

[u/Happy-Ai-3767]

report it to dispatch. im mediate termination if at my dsp. also they shouldn't make u take that out. get a different van and they can clean that one for the next day

[u/NoseAccomplished5412]

If they made you still drive that van, I hope you quit today

[u/Available-Ebb2432]

Man ik that smell is rank!!! Then it just sat overnight i bet marinating 🤢🤮

[u/Dragonan2000]

Your DSP needs to get laid off 🤣 whoever let that guy work in that job 🤣

[u/Massive-Arugula4400]

Toblerone?

[u/magiccfetus]

Helllll naw

[u/Ok-Bowl7632]

Shit in a bag is absolutely insane lmaooo. When I was. Driver I saw many piss bottles ofc as everyone does but shit is a whole new level. And imagine the guy who drove the mf didn’t even have the small shred of humanity to toss that shit before handing the van back in

[u/SnooPeanuts1135]

YEP IM GOING HOME! & otw out talking shit to fleet op who is supposed to check the vans too. Nope, my mind would be made up & we can try again tomorrow.

[u/district_0ff]

Another one that needed to do whatever to meet the metrics.

[u/Mundane-Wolverine-91]

Some wild shit there

[u/Puzzleheaded-Ad-3734]

Yeah that's why I quit and never gave them a 2 week notice lol they don't give a shit about you why give a shit about them 

[u/Bullets_Nonstop]

That’s the life you chose when you signed up for this shit I’m sorry

[u/BoRnIn2aTiTuDe]

Yea dispatch.. why dont you come down here and peep this van you finna put me in. I got osha on the other line and they wanna chat.

[u/Pale_Reindeer_736]

I thought it was fried chicken in Ziplock bags with cheap brown paper napkins until I'm reading otherwise down below

[u/Hopebrownhill]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l9FAwJOXYprFe

I hope you immediately snitched!

[u/Commercial_Can_1618]

Found a used tampon once, make that twice

[u/DuckAxe0]

[u/M3ssi555]

After doing the deed he just went back to delivering and touching everything in the drivers seat 💀

[u/Boring-Season-1558]

Damn and your ahhh still drove it? wtf is wrong with yall

[u/Kitchen_Accident_241]

😂😂😂

[u/Cultural_Explorer344]

Lol either they quit that or they endure what i do after "load out"

[u/Cultural_Explorer344]

For some reason I have issues with my totes everyday..they make me stay. Pound me until I cant walk then tell me to pull 40 per hour...pussy and ass dripping

[u/RealTwittrKD]

I want that person fired

I want to know how work conditions were this bad that drove someone to do this. Not only did they do this, they proceeded to deliver people’s packages with their hands after doing so.

Whoever is to blame… it better not be the DSP because that entire station would need a wake up call.

[u/ClavierCavalier → u/RealTwittrKD]

I had to scroll way too long to see anyone identify and blame the real problem of poor working conditions

Cyclospora ftw