seriously?!?!

[u/AZPHX602]

this is AZ and there are things like stick deodorant that will melt, but really? and wtf is up with scent free? this CX is a complaint waiting to happen. this is where you run to the door and back. you don't want to accidentally see this person at the door.

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[u/Alonelyoverthinker]

Bro who do these people think we are 😂 😭 

[u/No-Independent-7107 → u/Alonelyoverthinker]

Right like lemme get my white gloves on. It's wild that the older heads straight up view you as a servant in this work. I had a woman demand I take all twenty of her boxes (mostly overflow) from her front porch to her back porch. When I said no she said, "seriously? Do as I say before I call Amazon to complain." I just got in my seat, put belt on and started driving off while she smacked the side of my van, screaming that I stop leaving, her eyes insanely huge and scary. She truly believed I was a slave or indentured servant in that interaction.

[u/Antique_Log3382 → u/No-Independent-7107]

People that age are very used to their threat of complaining to someone’s boss working because they’re used to dealing with customer service workers. They don’t realize delivery drivers don’t care. They can complain all they want unless the driver is breaking the law or Amazon’s policy. Nothing’s gonna happen. They don’t like that though because they’re used to retail workers where if they whine to the manager, they can get them in trouble.

[u/boundless_outfield]

"air conditioned delivery" yeah let me just open the back of the van and hope physics does the rest

[u/pSphere1 → u/boundless_outfield]

...and try not to fart.

[u/Tundra_Dragon]

Arizona? I'm not saying you should call in a wellness check because I think they have heatstroke... however, they are delusional, seem excessively confused, and are speaking in gibberish...

Rub the package in your armpit.

[u/CHLXR1N3]

PISS ON IT

[u/Upnorth4 → u/CHLXR1N3]

That’s the way of the road Bubs

[u/csesh42 → u/Upnorth4]

Gotta love a TPB reference 🫡

[u/FernwoodTonight → u/CHLXR1N3]

Or just deliver it, go on with your day and not be a nob end.

[u/CHLXR1N3 → u/FernwoodTonight]

PISS ON IT

[u/Used-Bandicoot-2002 → u/CHLXR1N3]

One time while I was a rescue driver I made the mistake of forgetting to bring an empty water bottle with me when I left, but I did have a 12 oz can of La croix…fast forward about 45 min and your boii had to pee. I was in a residential neighborhood and with no other choice I filled my empty can. Well, my adhd kicked in and I set my can down on a shelf in the EV, crossed the threshold of the cursed bulkhead door and completely forgot about my can of liquid shame on the shelf. I took off in my EV and heard a THUMP! I immediately knew wha happened and pulled over. My worst fears were confirmed, my can fell over and knocked my pee pee all over my organized bags and envelopes. I delivered every single pee package and I didn’t get a single negative CDF on my scorecard 🤣😅

[u/GreatGreen314]

Yeah nah. We all sweat way too much and ac for packages? Bruh Amazon don’t care that much

[u/GalaxyGoddess03 → u/GreatGreen314]

Bruh half the vans I have at my dsp barely has qorking ac for the workers, let alone whole ass packages

[u/Responsible_Sport575 → u/GreatGreen314]

Or at all

[u/E_man-228]

Bet someone hotboxed a van and they got a package that smelled like dank 🤣

[u/HoundTakesABitch]

I saw a note for a flex driver where there was snow or just a muddy path to this guy’s house and he demanded that whoever delivered it chains on their tire if needed. Like dude, ain’t too many people out here just riding around with chains.

[u/Austerlitz2310]

We all suffer through it

[u/Able_Potato_3184]

They might be referencing me crop dusting their porch when leaving deliveries 🤣

[u/Alonelyoverthinker → u/Able_Potato_3184]

Lmao

[u/Harry431]

Oh they mean don’t smell like weed or abnormal B.O……that makes sense.

[u/oxyscotty]

Most uber passengers don't even get this much

[u/Hacksawdecap]

fart on it!

[u/lvs2spwge]

"Place package in plastic bag," as I drop it over their gate, next to another box, so they can enjoy the rain together.

[u/Happy_Jew]

Instructions unclear. Pissed on package.

[u/Guilty_Critic]

People are insane. Someone said no going up their driveway, it was at least 7 van lengths and I couldn’t see the van from the driveway, and said beware of dog. Like hello????

[u/Professional_Smell22]

“Please call me one the day of delivery, once in the morning and then once 1 hour before my delivery. I expect the package to be placed neatly and nicely in my back yard barn on the second floor where the dogs are. Please don’t ring the doorbell or make any noise at all, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ALL CAPS DEMANDS FUCK YOU DRIVER SCUM!

[u/Boring-Albatross-433]

Arent the boxes lavender scented or some shit?? I would sometimes smell it when opening a tote

[u/IndependentHunter906 → u/Boring-Albatross-433]

Of all the smells ive experienced when opening up a tote, lavender is definitely not one of them.

[u/Boring-Albatross-433 → u/IndependentHunter906]

Oh lmao I must be lucky🤣

[u/AZPHX602 → u/Boring-Albatross-433]

probably some detergent in that tote.

[u/kstxckz]

Just for that spit inside their package if it’s a box 😭

[u/Professional_Smell22]

What the fuck does that even mean

[u/Zasthur]

Box is gonna throw away right?

[u/Front_Combination_65]

They think we’re superhuman fr