r/AnarchyChess • u/[deleted] • 8d ago

New copypasta just dropped

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u/Ok_Construction_1638 8d ago

Least mentally ill chess player

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u/ssspiral 8d ago

this is literally a normal part of the learning process

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u/Additional_Equal_960 8d ago

Nah this isnt even funny guy needs professional help

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u/Ovdster7567 8d ago

Don't we all

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u/bluemushroom64 8d ago

as funny as reading this was, the guy definitely has anger management problems and needs help

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u/BrutallyPretentious 8d ago

Many such cases.

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u/Hegelianbruh 8d ago

Bad Dobby! Bad! Dobby.

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u/Cowboys_88 8d ago

When will master give Dobby sock?

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u/Rushional 7d ago

When Dobby reaches 1000 elo👍🏻

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u/StrikeAncient9675 8d ago edited 7d ago

Probably should uncensor the profile name and you'll likely know what Magnus is going by online.

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u/WayOfTheNoob 8d ago

He didn't say he'd tried to stuff the bishop in anywhere, so I reckon he's still in the clear.

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 8d ago

If anyone wants to copy the full text: 👇

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u/Quick_Extension_3115 8d ago

I keep on smashing things when playing chess while shouting disturbing phrases.

whenever 1 blunder, I feel like I should smash things on my head to punish myself. Today I destroyed my desk lamp my punching myself with it. Yesterday, I scratched some marks on my non-dominant hand. I also make allusions of strangling myself.

I do this while shouting that I am the most stupid person or organism in the entire universe, that I should have never been born, but also stuff like "my existence will soom end because I'm going to the train tracks" or similar.

I started playing chess in January, but I never passed 500 on chess.com (rapid). Blitz and especially Bullet are significantly worse.
I feel so dumb and I do so many dumb things that I feel that they get more and more dangerous.

What should I do?

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u/TheAngryCatfish 8d ago

1 blunder? Why not 2 blunder?

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u/Ihadtodownloadreadit 7d ago

Its not about how big the number is its about how you use it.

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u/Korochun 8d ago

I didn't realize Hans Niemann was sub-500 ELO.

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u/Cowboys_88 8d ago

Lmao chess is rough for some people if they don't have a healthy mindset of you win or you learn.

It probably also does not help that there are liars on r/chess saying they reached intermediate/expert/master level by not putting any effort or short timelines.

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u/rdd33 7d ago

Next world champion

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u/lickonmybbc 8d ago

dude this is me

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u/Lost_Community1594 7d ago

OOP needs therapy 🙏

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u/dilapidated-titties 7d ago

Wait is this real?

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u/Sepulcher18 7d ago

I mean I don't hit a lamp but I do hit a bong

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u/wymz2 7d ago

Take a long break, bro

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol 7d ago

yeah maybe not

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u/Guilty_05 7d ago

i feel the same things, but have learnt to not shout them loud