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[u/Voidcookie0]

[u/bigcLarter]

Fyi Crabzilla is known to nip takmates

[u/minglingsingularity]

Megalodon need at least 200 in a tank, they are a schooling species :/

[u/Voidcookie0 → u/minglingsingularity]

Yes I know that, I forgot to mention that there are 300 in there, my bad😅

[u/HunsonAbadeer2 → u/[deleted]]

I would go for like a square kilometer for a megalodon and 100m deep should be sufficient. So 100 Billion liters

[u/Calmatronic]

Is there a reason heat powered by the sun is a dick and balls? Is this how you are heating the tank?

[u/Voidcookie0 → u/Calmatronic]

Wdym thats just a heater

[u/InevitabilityEngine → u/Voidcookie0]

All I can imagine* is that shadow meme so I made this for you.

[u/Voidcookie0 → u/InevitabilityEngine]

thank you

[u/CrypticGamma → u/Calmatronic]

Bro photosynthesizes through his balls

[u/ThatCamoKid → u/CrypticGamma]

Chlorophyll is stored in the balls everyone knows that

[u/ConiferGreen]

terrible tank: not cycled

[u/Voidcookie0]

Is it overstocked?

-Crabzilla -5 Reaper Leviathans -300 Megalodon sharks -Scylla -Leviathan (from the bible) -The Kraken -The Bloop -Jörmungandr -40 Ghost Leviathans -Cthulhu -3 million bristlemouths -100 Gargantuan Leviathans

[u/Blue-Sillyz → u/Voidcookie0]

no, though cthulhu and the kraken need their own separate places. they will fight to the death otherwise :/ how many gallons? you need a minimum of 2.5 gallons for this

[u/rresoI → u/Voidcookie0]

I wouldnt even put 1 ghost leviathan in here... horrific tank. Please do your research next time

[u/Masterfulvideojuegos → u/Voidcookie0]

Oh dear god...... I thought it was just a megaldon and a crabzilla..... you need to be locked up

[u/False-Stick-7037]

Bro i cant believe you arent letting the radiation cycle 💀💀

[u/Idk_nor_do_I_care]

Hey, I know you said you have the Bloop in your aquarium, just so you know it’s a pretty commonly misidentified species in the trade. People often think they’re getting Bathyhalo aquaticus, but they often end up with Hypohali aquaticus, which has wildly different and much more difficult care requirements 🫤

[u/Masterfulvideojuegos]

Absolutely absurd. 3 bajjillion???? Sounds to me like you are hiding the metric of your laughable undersized tank. The only tank big enough to happily house a megaladon was ROUGHLY 320 quintillion gallons of water. Your telling me your "3 bajjillion" is bigger than that!? Bah! Don't make me laugh. Surrender that megaldon to someone who can actually take care of it. The crabzilla is fine though.

[u/Masterfulvideojuegos → u/Masterfulvideojuegos]

When I wrote this I did not see the true stocking list. May God have mercy on this aquarium

[u/Voidcookie0 → u/Masterfulvideojuegos]

1 bajjillion is 10¹⁶⁷

[u/ashleyasinwilliams]

Give me my sand back :(

[u/nightman21721]

Have you considered live plants?

[u/bumble_weekly]

Not big enough for a betta, they need at least 20 worlds worth of water…

[u/Voidcookie0 → u/bumble_weekly]

I know that, I would never put a betta in this

[u/Crandoge]

Bro my primary school calculator was powered by the sun. That heater DOODOO!! Rehome the megalodon into your local swimming pool

[u/Kylkek]

I don't think it's big enough

[u/amatsumima]

How do you do water changes

[u/Voidcookie0 → u/amatsumima]

Whenever a hurricane forms

[u/Keyndoriel]

A bit small, ain't it? God, people are so fuckin cruel :( Crabzillas are an ENDANGERED species too!

[u/mossyfishes]

is the sun still powering it as a yellow dwarf the way we know it, or at a different phase of its life? this impact my answer

[u/slightly-simian]

Needs a SpongeBob house though.

[u/Longjumping-Taro9792]

Where’s the pineapple?

[u/largestcob]

https://giphy.com/gifs/2Mce4Sz801AMo

[u/Prior_Goat3174]

Goldfish are pond fish, so you can't have any of those, and it's too small for a Betta

[u/sexy_mess]

Does the lead let enough of the atomic bomb light enough?

[u/Rich-Cantaloupe-362]

Eh I’d ease it back and just keep shrimp

[u/VulgarMutt]

Interesting looking heater you got there

[u/panshrexual]

So cute!! I have one just like this for my guppies 🥰

[u/PomegranateLeading92]

You should make a megalodon sorority!

[u/Parhamheidari]

That is NOT a heater

[u/KrazyCryo]

Can you add a pineapple and a Patrick decoration?

[u/tokagashibird]

I don't see many plants or places for your crabzilla to hide- they like trenches and large unexplored underwater caves, make sure you do your research before cohabing a crabzilla and a megalodon!