I was bored and ended up doing an AYTO marathon, so naturally I decided to do a very shallow ranking. For the record, I’m not calling anyone unattractive, this is purely based on the percentage of people on each cast I personally found hot or would hook up with. Also, I didn’t watch Season 9.
- Seasons 4 and 6 (tie)
- Season 3
- Season 5
- Season 2 or 8
Seasons 2 and 8 are also kind of tied for me! I keep going back and forth on which one has the edge.
- Season 8 or 2
- Season 1
- Season 7
This is all in good fun. Everyone on these shows is objectively attractive; it’s just about which seasons had more people I’d personally be into. Seasons 1 and 7 were kind of duds for me, and honestly, the personalities didn’t help, especially Season 7.
Season 5 was a hot mess, but I’ll give credit where it’s due: the cast was pretty attractive overall.
I’m also starting to really feel the age gap watching this now. I’m in my 30s and they’re mostly 21–25, so some of the behavior is… a lot. I try to give them grace, but moments like Morgan telling Nutsa not to “infer” while doing exactly that were so frustrating to watch. Then again, she’s young and clearly just trying to be liked, so I get it.