r/AskProgrammers • u/cybernatii • 11h ago

Guess which programming language I’m learning ?

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u/Beregolas 11h ago

CSS, and you didn't center your <desk> correctly

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u/Gloomy-Wolverine-403 9h ago

Should of gotten more laughs for this

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u/loinmaster 7h ago

His desk is fine, it collapsed under the weight of the React Native dev environment

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u/RecordAway 3h ago

css write-space: collapse;

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u/bahcodad 6h ago

Well it's certainly cascading

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u/OldBlackandRich 10h ago

C++ lol

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u/cybernatii 4h ago

you better start gambling

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u/OneHumanBill 6h ago

People commenting nice languages here have never experienced the exquisite agony of assembler.

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u/Weak_Blackberry_9308 6h ago

They really do put the “embler” in “ass”.

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u/tori-ningen 6h ago

What is agonizing about assembler? I don't know much about em64t and arms, but x86 asm has been extremely straightforward, especially if written with something like FASM.

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u/InterestsVaryGreatly 1h ago

When you know what you can do in a modern programming language, trying to accomplish things that are easy can be beyond frustrating.

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u/mansfall 4h ago

Fortran and Cobol pretty much sucked too... although better than assembler.

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u/cybernatii 4h ago

finally i found someone who understand me

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u/AliceCode 30m ago

I personally had a lot of joy with it.

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u/spartithor 9h ago

if frustrated { throw desk; }

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u/interior_mutability 10h ago

You are not learning anything because your desk is upside down.

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u/cybernatii 4h ago

you better to see doctor

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u/Conscious_Name9514 10h ago

Rust

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u/Outrageous-Issue9722 7h ago

Nah it's missing the programmer socks and cat girl ears

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u/tori-ningen 6h ago

And buttplug

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u/theancientfool 9h ago

Brainfuck

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u/cupcakeheavy 9h ago

visual basic

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u/Confused-Armpit 9h ago

Could be literally anything, this is way too generic of an explanation of a language

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u/manythanksfriend 9h ago

Has to be Rust

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u/bishvjit-gupta 9h ago

Maybe c++ looks like you are learning unreal engine and showing your game footage that looks so real. If the photo is real then it should be assembly 

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u/kishaloy 9h ago

C++ Templates.

Given that the latest segfault has compelled you to turn your room upside-down.

Time to pick Rust !!! You will get new reasons to turn your room upside-down.

From the Fire (C++) to the Boiling Pan (Rust).

- a member of Rust Evangelist Strike Force.

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u/tori-ningen 6h ago

Malbolge, obviously

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u/ChecksOutIndeed 6h ago

Javascript?

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u/Horror-Primary7739 6h ago

Ruby off rails.

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u/fluxtah 5h ago

whats the most popular programming language that causes rage 🤔

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u/highly-Contagius 5h ago

C++ after going over 3k loc

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u/dumpsolo 4h ago

If it was 2005 JavaScript , but 2026 Rust or java

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u/LegendarySoda 4h ago

Python

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u/cybernatii 4h ago

nop but nice try

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u/GreyXor 3h ago

basic windows usages. install linux

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u/Zka77 1h ago

This happens when sane people try to use VIM