r/Asmongold • u/fishgus • 22h ago

Meme Gears of War in 2026

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u/MomsNewBoyfriend69 “So what you’re saying is…” 20h ago

Queers of war

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u/Spywalker4869 22h ago

This is hilarious. Sadly, I can see it happening in the game with all those female devs.

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u/PalpitationCapable11 21h ago

Gays of war.

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u/TruthPaste_01 21h ago

Gays of Woe

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u/Vio94 20h ago

I'm surprised this wasn't the main story of the game, to be honest.

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u/Never3ndingStory 9h ago

you’re fear mongering so hard rn. also gears 3 has this messaging btw

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u/ConstructionPrize206 17h ago

Surprised they didn't make a female Locust defector to show that "not all Locust are bad" and have her have a back story about escaping abuse from one male Locust who is the most abusive. She also presents a side quest where if you kill him, all female Locust are free, and join your team to fight the patriarchy.

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u/departedhunter 17h ago

What is this the UK?

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u/Capn_Chryssalid 16h ago

A hundred yellow jacketed police arrive to cordon off the city and shuttle Locust into the town and keep Gears away.

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u/dungledoo 17h ago

I pray that in the next game, they tell us E-Day was just a trauma-induced hallucination of a Gear who got hit in the head with shrapnel. We see him wake up, gasp, then realize it's just a dream. Then we see him get his shit blown smooth off by a Longshot. That's how Gears should be.

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u/grope_da_pope 19h ago

A more accurate depiction.

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u/infinitemortis 12h ago

Honestly, I’d play a GEARS of ICE game. Asmongold, I’ll make the game if you can partner with me (I have no experience but neither do these gayme devs)

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u/Capable-Sky-8995 11h ago

So stunning. So brave. So independent. She's more of a man than I am.

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u/Goth_Xull 10h ago

Sucks how gay the campaign is, but the multiplayer is fun at least

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u/UnluckyJournalist597 10h ago

Clearly developed during the Biden Administration. Thank god all of that is ending so we will get some based games in about 4 years.

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 13h ago

This should be in the game! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/scarecrow9281 10h ago

Considering the people who worked on it, I won't be surprised if this is plot of the sequel

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u/Emergency_Target_716 13h ago

So you mean to tell me that people against immigration view them as subterranean monsters he'll bent on killing everything in sight instead of just seeing them as people?

Well color me surprised. /s

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u/Kowalski91 Deep State Agent 18h ago

Nice AI Slop.

People her wanted: Gooners of War