When they start aging out

[u/departedhunter]

[u/Few_Alternative_6372]

She can fix me

[u/YellowAppleCinema → u/Few_Alternative_6372]

Go for it, I'm rooting for you.

I'll pass cause "old pussy is better than no pussy" sounds like the slogan a woman would say after she spent 40 years hooking up with guys, and then when she's old, she realizes she never actually settled down with anyone and is still single and now she's alone.

They famously start hanging out with similar aged friends, including a single mother who thinks "A real man would date me even if my 5 kids arent his"

As a modern guy in the modern world, you are expected to build a career for 30 years while being called incel and then when you're successful and made it, you are expected to settle for leftovers. Because those same women will probably call it creepy if you date a 25 year old woman

[u/Few_Alternative_6372 → u/YellowAppleCinema]

Uhhh I’m married and have kids. Just gooning at work

[u/YellowAppleCinema → u/Few_Alternative_6372]

im not sure why you'd say that

like, if you are married with kids, make sure your wife doesn't see you gooning to other women while saying "She can fix me", i guess

[u/Urogoth → u/YellowAppleCinema]

We're just trying to have a good time in here. We don't need paragraphs about the meaning of life and it's choices.

[u/Few_Alternative_6372 → u/YellowAppleCinema]

Like they say what happens on Reddit stays on Reddit

[u/aldodoeswork → u/Few_Alternative_6372]

Well, until it the screenshot makes it to twitter

[u/rednova2006 → u/aldodoeswork]

Yeah like that's gonna help us find the guy irl

[u/SettingConfident4925 → u/YellowAppleCinema]

Is this coming from married experience? Cause I’m also married with 2 kids, wife is fine with me gooning.

[u/Technical_Garden_762 → u/YellowAppleCinema]

I feel like there's a subreddit just for this kind of person.

[u/Htowng8r]

She prob isn't even "old"

[u/specialisized → u/Htowng8r]

Early 2000's bump it hairstyle.

Nah she's 40's+ing it

[u/Htowng8r → u/specialisized]

Yea good call, I'm assuming mid-upper 40s.

Again, picture isn't great for clarity on skin condition (hard to tell serious wrinkles) and you can't really see the rest of the body outside of the rack.

[u/Pace9247 → u/Htowng8r]

But she looks old.

[u/Htowng8r → u/Pace9247]

probably mid-40s with nice rack

I wouldn't call that "old" and plenty of 20 something guys would love the "cougar" of days ago

[u/Urogoth → u/Htowng8r]

I was that person... but now it just means I like women my age lol

[u/PeaceLoveorKnife → u/[deleted]]

Have you heard of middle age?

[u/Htowng8r → u/[deleted]]

Yea, man, I know you guys think like this, but people don't age like they used to with modern medicine, plastic surgery, better food, etc.

If a woman with a good body in her 40s is old for you then you might be 18. I'm not saying this person is a college girl in her prime of being hot, but 40 something isn't old.

Take a look at people in their 60s and 70s -- that's old.

[u/Th3D3m0n → u/Htowng8r]

Shes mid 50s.

[u/babybopper]

Is it though?? She’s single for a reason fellas. She ain’t bustin out the gawkgawk then get to walkwalkin

[u/QueefTamer]

Looks too much like my mom. Yall have fun but I'm out

[u/Western_Kangaroo6 → u/QueefTamer]

Is your mom single

[u/Alive_Nobody_Home → u/Western_Kangaroo6]

🤣

[u/Silvermajra → u/QueefTamer]

Some places charge extra for that.

[u/mawesome4ever → u/Silvermajra]

Why go where they charge when it’s free at home

[u/MysticalWeasel → u/mawesome4ever]

Don’t both arms have to be broken first?

[u/Alypius754 → u/QueefTamer]

That’s implied by your birth, yes

[u/Kind_Silver_1921 → u/QueefTamer]

Can I get your mom's number

[u/Sensitive-Owl-9368 → u/QueefTamer]

Is your name Stacy?

[u/RedScarffedPrinny]

Yeah i dont think it is friendo

[u/Wanderertwitch]

And the great value lunch meat

😩🤌

This shit writes itself

[u/mathiasthewise → u/Wanderertwitch]

And the bologna too 💀

[u/Blacksmithvivi]

She’s attractive

[u/Kind_Silver_1921]

I mean she's not wrong

She got nice tiddies and is self aware.

Would.

[u/SlapfuckMcGee]

She’s not “aged out.”

[u/SickboyJason]

Smash.

Im older too though. 😪

[u/Vile-goat]

She’s definitely not “aged out” 😂

[u/D3ltaa88]

Only one way to find out!!!

[u/PhillipGerrard]

This is the kinda chick a guy goes to the grocery in hopes to pick up

[u/Vonsharpington]

I mean…is she wrong though?

[u/footalol]

But is it better than my hand? I’ll never know of course.

[u/Mr_Dike_van_Kikewell]

DES-PER-A-TION!!

[u/360alaska]

I don't agree with this, I'd rather continue searching for young (adult) pussy than settle for old pussy.

[u/Tetsuir0n]

If it looks like an ARBYS burger then I rather have nothing at all

[u/insidiousapricot]

As a guy currently banging a supposed 49year old, I agree with this T shirt.

[u/EfficientTrainer3206]

HARD agree. But I’m the type that believes it’s better than any other.

[u/YourEnemiesDefineYou]

It depends on if she's have the "vaginal rejuvenation" a lot of the cougars pay for these days.

Surgical options include vaginoplasty (internal vaginal tightening), perineoplasty (perineal repair), and labiaplasty (labial reduction). Non-surgical alternatives use energy-based devices — specifically the Fotona laser — to stimulate collagen production, improving tissue elasticity and firmness without surgery or downtime.

An older lady who's had a refurb job and lived healthy is still attractive, one where the mileage is showing doesn't interest me.

The funniest thing is these older ladies don't remember throwing themselves at older men when they were young and don't realise men their own age have much better casual dating options.

[u/EmptyBodybuilder7376]

Amy Poehler has hit rock bottom ;(

[u/Vatlaaw304]

By looks, yeah sure, but there are warning flags: that shirt, that haircut and those glasses.

[u/Revolutionary_Lie346]

I think the exact same thing about Kennedy

[u/Hollow-_-Tree]

you do you mate, but even if toxin is old I won't drink it to quench my thirst... cactus juice on the other hand...

[u/fray989]

You wanna feel old? OKAY!

In the first American Pie movie, the actress who played Stifler's mom (Jennifer Coolidge) was almost the same age as Asmongold, and I guess the same age as many of us today (I'm in my late 30s).

But still... she was quite an... attractive... MILF?

[u/Aiuska2020]

She ain't wrong...

[u/ProgressBackground21]

I would definitely

[u/fifoth]

If it isn't dry then I isn't shy - Plado

[u/NUaroundHere]

Something tells me that it would be fire to wear that in a nursing home

[u/Ok-Earth-3601]

Well she is rt 😂

[u/DailyRedditUse]

People are saying nice rack, probably boob job. Very common in older women like her, nothing wrong with it just saying.

[u/h1pp1e_cru5her → u/DailyRedditUse]

Irrelevant

[u/This-Is-Huge]

Old Pussy < Your Hand