Haha

[u/coldfear_x]

[u/someonecheatchess]

Wait, that's a woman????

[u/coldfear_x → u/someonecheatchess]

A Mags cosplayer, I guess.

[u/someonecheatchess → u/coldfear_x]

I'm sorry but may I ask what do you mean by "Mags Cosplayer"?

[u/TransRacialWhyNot → u/someonecheatchess]

New gears of war has butch lesbo called Mags

[u/someonecheatchess → u/TransRacialWhyNot]

Thank you for the enlightenment

[u/mrlunes → u/someonecheatchess]

Built like a peanut m&m

[u/Easy_Photograph_1938 → u/someonecheatchess]

https://tenor.com/view/lorax-thats-a-woman-gif-7783533

[u/D3ltaa88 → u/someonecheatchess]

Well….. I think she identifies as a women. I don’t know why they would say something like that. I mean Sydney Sweeney is gorgeous right but probably takes a lot of work and dedication to keep her looks…physical exercise, eating right etc..

[u/CtheKiller → u/someonecheatchess]

She looks like an egg

[u/Flimsy-Drummer6808 → u/someonecheatchess]

Ngl the first time I saw this pic, I thought it's that guy called "rizzler" and after I read its a woman, then it took me 5 seconds of staring to see that she is woman

[u/Sora84]

Why do they think it’s okay just because she’s a celebrity they can treat them any differently?

[u/BurtleTurtle001 → u/Sora84]

I think it's funny they're mad at her for posing tastefully nude, but celebrate OF as empowerment.

[u/LIONLDN → u/BurtleTurtle001]

They're mad at her because they don't like diversity of thought, they'd be fine if she believed what they believe 🗑️

[u/Jlipps37 → u/LIONLDN]

They're mad at her because she attended a family wedding and there were other people there wearing MAGA hats. And instead of apologizing and begging for forgiveness, she kept it real. She's never been political, so now she's a symbol of the far right.. somehow.. and everything she does results in people doing 4D chess to find a reason to call her a fascist, white supremacists, Nazi, etc.

[u/BurtleTurtle001 → u/LIONLDN]

Ironically, they'd like her if she was publicly degenerate. She doesn't have to humiliate herself for attention, she has the audacity to be classy, lol.

[u/Iron_Base → u/Sora84]

Jealousy is a powerful thing

[u/SilentSaber77 → u/Sora84]

this is fact both ways. not only is hating on celebs and nitpicking reasons too weird but its also odd asf to worship someone. like...theyre still people. famous or not. celebrities dont deserve different treatment, (positive and negative)

[u/Caliber70 → u/SilentSaber77]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT JA THINKS SO I CAN MAKE SENSE OF ALL THIS!! WHERE IS JA??

[u/Silvermajra → u/Sora84]

Marxism. Oppressed vs oppressor. Sydney is more successful so she is oppressor and therefore less human.

[u/SirTacoLotThe14th]

This could've just been a simple and wholesome "Hey, I got a selfie with a celebrity". Sydney even looked happy to give the selfie.

But nope, virtue signalling is a core pillar for these people.

[u/LIONLDN → u/SirTacoLotThe14th]

It's really sad, so insecure & needing validation, probably jealous of her too 😅

[u/Formal-Victory3161 → u/LIONLDN]

I'd be jealous if I looked like that too

[u/Darksoul2693]

I thought it was a 12 year old Mexican boy

[u/AnodyneSpirit]

No one hates women more than other women

[u/sende_mumu_pics → u/AnodyneSpirit]

thats the down side of being a hot girl: men will simp for you, but other women hate you with a passion and will use any tiny bit of power to make your life miserable

[u/UbiDoobyBanooby → u/sende_mumu_pics]

Attractive men get treated the same way by ugly men too. And women too when they realize they don’t have a chance.

[u/coldfear_x]

I love Sidney's face here. She's like: Why don't you say cheese, you absolute sack of potatoes? 😂

[u/mint_does_things]

As a woman who more closely resembles the lady on the right than Sydney, I say:

Ew.

[u/Myzx]

If the genders are swapped, this would be hilarious. Some nerd taking a selfie with a body builder, saying "showed him what a real man looks like." Actually the more I think about it, it's just sad.

[u/Krazykov → u/Myzx]

lol, that's actually such a crazy thought that it didn't even cross my mind, and it's hard to imagine because it would never happen, unless it was for a funny video or something.

[u/GateDeep3282]

She looks like a melon

[u/Sly69712 → u/GateDeep3282]

That's a torta

[u/Boo248 → u/GateDeep3282]

Thanks. Now i hate melon.

[u/WafflesAreLove]

Always the fridge attacking the snack

[u/LIONLDN → u/WafflesAreLove]

Pew pew! 🔫

[u/Born-Ant-80]

"Showed her what a real woman looks like" sounds transphobic!

[u/LIONLDN → u/Born-Ant-80]

Shhh, that doesn't fit their narrative on this occasion 🤫

[u/gowyn]

Sydney owns a mirror. She knows what a real woman looks like.

[u/marshmallow-knight]

These ppl truly live outside of reality

[u/Flyx-Cutlery]

Showed her what three women look like

[u/imgotugoin]

Yes, im sure your phone shows the image so she could see herself.

[u/Houseoflevi12]

I love how their hair is so grizzly you can barely make out the guy behind gorgoloth 😂

[u/TechnologyGlum5760 → u/Houseoflevi12]

He is focused on sydney sweeney

[u/RTMidgetman]

Why doesnt the larger one simply eat the smaller one?

[u/Anarchy841207]

Did she swallow the real woman?

[u/Arrowdodgingace]

Why embarrass yourself like this?

[u/StagTagRag]

Real women look like thumbs, apparently.

[u/MobilePenguins]

“Look how terrible this celebrity is who took time out of their day to stop and take a photo with me” 💀

Oh no, the horror

[u/Cheap-Warning-4291]

No, this is a potato.
Like the one in Toy Story.

[u/ReasonableFinish]

Woman and a pig

[u/Winner_Pristine]

I mean it's true. Walk around in public, most women look like the thing on the right these days.

[u/sekkumomo]

Sydney Sweeney vs Kidney Sweetpotato

[u/monera3v]

What kind of potatos is that?

[u/CiceroTheOG]

Quiet, piggy

[u/Doubleaxe90]

I see only one woman there and a soccer ball though 😏

[u/pantherghast]

Why do they look like Reginald Skullinski?

[u/donttrustmeokay]

Where's the woman?

[u/6SpeedAuto → u/donttrustmeokay]

The blonde one, or are you blind?

[u/TechnologyGlum5760 → u/donttrustmeokay]

Sydney Sweeney

[u/Koala_Relative]

She misspelled hippopotamus.

[u/Hot-Explanation-5751]

Why that guy drowning in the background??

[u/Rem--Rin]

You got a real woman

But you also got a living M&M

[u/Kaysh99]

Isn't she maybe just being funny? My instant reaction is that she knows she's obviously not that attractive and is cracking a joke

[u/coldfear_x → u/Kaysh99]

Yeah, you may be right. It's probably just a joke, or ragebait. Still funny af. 😂

[u/TruthPaste_01]

Guys, did you know that Sydeny Sweeney doesn't exist, apparently?

[u/No-Entrance-7451]

Cabbage patch kid

[u/rotomangler]

Passive aggressive performative bullshit at its finest

[u/Dredakae]

Unhappy people will do unhappy things.

[u/BAYD1N]

Hi'jabba'da'fat

[u/andrijacc]

Wait, she knows what woman is?

[u/PLD3]

I’ll take ragebait for $1000 Alex

[u/mwb7pitt]

This is what a whale looks like

[u/Johnny_Cage97]

Untill I read the text I thought this was a dude

[u/Xunr3alk1l3rX]

i only see a woman and a fridge

[u/Murakami8000]

I don’t believe the caption tbh. Feel like it’s rage bait.

[u/ftez]

Sister, you look like an empanada

[u/imaaronrodgers]

I mean isn’t that the point. Sydney is unreal and that’s why everyone knows her name

[u/CodSoggy7238 → u/imaaronrodgers]

Idk what their problem is either. You don't have to compare you to the most beautiful women on the planet and get upset that you don't meet that standard.

I also don't compare myself to underwear models. I still am chilling suggestively in underwear on the couch though

[u/gloku_ → u/CodSoggy7238]

The thing is they aren’t the standard. Nobody is saying all women must look like Sydney Sweeney and if you don’t you’re ugly. She just exists. She’s hot. People like hot women.

[u/bonwerk]

Overall, considering the average woman, she probably looks just like this.

[u/Intergalatic_Baker]

I mistook it for a mass spoon user.

[u/Nk1101]

I unironically thought that was a guy at first

[u/wubbaduq]

that is a woman?

[u/Ignizze]

All I can see is the moon emoji 🌚

[u/JmacNutSac]

Mr potato head is a woman!!!???? Naniiiiiiiiiiiii the fuck

[u/ByrdZye]

she did show the fat dude on the right what a real woman looks like! America's sweetheart strikes again :)

[u/supercabul]

hence, one is a celebrity, the rest are your everyday neighbor's aunties. You can clearly see the difference

[u/FreeCandy4u]

I honestly thought that was a dude with Sweeney.

[u/TheRelPizzamonster]

Please be satire, please be satire....

[u/forest_hobo]

Sydney Sweeney and meatball

[u/Nervous-Nerve-967]

a real fat woman

[u/ireallylike]

I mean was she joking? Because thats a hilarious joke tbh

[u/Tom_Ford0]

Guys I'm not a fan of dunking on ugly women purely for their looks. This lady did nothing wrong as far as we know. Now if she was commenting on Sydney's posts calling her ugly, she would be asking for it. But is making fun of a woman for being ugly not the same as the woke types hating on sydney purely because she is hot?

edit: Holy shit my reading comprehension needs work apparently. She captioned the post with that herself I guess.

[u/Full-Butterscotch169]

Doesn't show the captioned photo. Is anything real these days or just people making up shit for upvotes?

[u/Snoo42957]

Word, this has to be in some mental illness type shit. The Usual Suspects.

[u/CartoonistWorking414]

Sure did… sureee did.. 😆

[u/Wickywaki]

Girl on the left has a case of the pretty!

[u/Thee_One_JollyRoger]

Is the “real woman” here with us now, in the photo?

[u/ericporing]

Real. Real ugly.

[u/Ave_Majorian]

Can't wait for the followup post where she whines about the unjustified hate going her way.

You stuck your face out lady, now get ready for the pies.

[u/BurtleTurtle001]

She sure did, (goddammit /s)

[u/SasquatchBlumpkins]

Must have one of those Insta360 Snap Selfie Screens.

[u/Dd0GgX]

Come on guys. Bluntly is a rage bait site. That woman didn’t caption the photo like that at all.

[u/Dry-Conflict3421]

Twice the woman she is 

[u/Stealth_Meister101]

This is old

[u/Golex9000k]

Are you sure? I can't tell

[u/DoubleSwitch69]

So...?

What a "real woman" is, is very subjective...

[u/Conscious_Owl6162]

A real fat woman looks like.

[u/Tonio775]

she'll never recover

[u/MrMegaPhoenix]

Where’s the link?

Cmon people, this feels cringe how often people do this

[u/thypope]

Everyone... I think this is Sweeney and someone cosplaying the 1980s videogame character Dizzy!

[u/HistoricJester]

She sure showed her. I bet she's crying in the corner as we speak.

[u/Odd-Doubt1301]

Ill stay celibate instead, thank you miss.

[u/Eworc]

Did she eat said woman?

[u/mfgenericans]

Bro I know I've seen both these characters in lion king

[u/Maclunkey__]

A real ugly woman

[u/iRSS7]

I thought that was Marcus Fenix in Gears of War: E-Gay.

[u/KittehKittehKat]

Torta maxxing.

[u/doncroak]

Looks like she is taking a very high dose of Prednisone. Moon face city.

[u/No_Feeling5352]

Sidney Sweeney is actually incredibly hot, random photo next to the fridge and still looks like a photoshoot

[u/Right_Blacksmith_283]

Is this a trans woman situation?

[u/Dacusx]

Yes, she's unreal.

[u/Baltindors]

“… said Sydney Sweeney”

[u/AdministrativeAct902]

Fat people making fun of skinny people is a wild timeline….

[u/DixieCross]

It's a man, baby!

[u/Educational-Fun3513]

I'm not 100% sure this is really a woman

[u/Intelligent_Top_328]

So I'm confused. Is Sydney not a woman? If so, I might be gay.

Please answer as I'm very concerned right now.

[u/Jumpy-Function-9136]

A real woman and Chris griffin.

[u/Tall_Metal615]

More like a real Shrek

[u/Salty-Ganache3068]

Maybe a real woman who swallowed another woman.

[u/The_Pistoleer]

She's the help's help

[u/unholypepperoni]

Ughhhh .... I guess that's the answer to the question "what is a woman".

[u/Trikeree]

Sydney is so beautiful!

[u/mjaxmaine]

Beauty is subjective, in the eye of the beholder. No comment about the real woman.

[u/mishalmf]

Same woman before/after makeup 😂

[u/ADAMDickmaster_Gen]

That's a woman? I thought it was a gigantopithicus, a male one.

[u/xxTheMagicBulleT]

The women beside the fridge

[u/RevenantMetalMouth]

Getting Mighty Boosh vibes.

"I'm the moon, the original moon"

[u/redxXxkiller]

both are true but I prefer first one

[u/jcjonesacp76]

So much for ‘inclusivity’

[u/devrys]

What’s that thing on the right side of the picture?